My daddy's in a coma.

Posts tagged "the fug girls"

Sep 15
Permalink
Aug 25
Permalink
She Sold Herself For Toothpaste: Homeless Hygienic Hooker: The Trix Katie Vandenberg Story.
— The Fug Girls asses Lil J’s wardrobe from Gossip Girl. “God bless the Gossip Girl costumers. I beat my head against the wall time and time again, but at the same time, never have I gotten such a kick out of decorating my living room with my own brain matter.”
Jun 04
Permalink
Uh-oh
The Fug Girls on Chloe Sevigny.
May 26
Permalink
El Squintano
The Fug Girls mourn Chad Michael Murray departure on One Tree Hill. Who’s acting repertoire is basically squinting in every scene. Including when a dog ate his father’s about-to-be-transplanted heart off the hospital floor.
Mar 13
Permalink
The Fug Girls spot Kanye Wests backup singer on American Idol: “LOOK AT THIS WOMAN. (If you can see.) She was standing there, wiggling her shoulders from side to side. Those sleeves are majestic. They look like a video game - a beautiful, hallucinatory high-fashion video game where you get to design a runway collection on the Wii and make all your Miis wear them down the catwalk, at which point they get into a giant street fight of some kind using only their hands, feet, heads, and bulbous, outrageous clothing as weapons. If Alexis Morell Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan could’ve gotten her hands on some of these, she’d have been UNSTOPPABLE. Just THINK of all the oil leases she’d have secured, the board members she’d have fired, the expensive stemware she’d have hurled into the fireplace, and the men she’d have lured into her bed so that she could serve them caviar for breakfast.”

The Fug Girls spot Kanye Wests backup singer on American Idol: “LOOK AT THIS WOMAN. (If you can see.) She was standing there, wiggling her shoulders from side to side. Those sleeves are majestic. They look like a video game - a beautiful, hallucinatory high-fashion video game where you get to design a runway collection on the Wii and make all your Miis wear them down the catwalk, at which point they get into a giant street fight of some kind using only their hands, feet, heads, and bulbous, outrageous clothing as weapons. If Alexis Morell Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan could’ve gotten her hands on some of these, she’d have been UNSTOPPABLE. Just THINK of all the oil leases she’d have secured, the board members she’d have fired, the expensive stemware she’d have hurled into the fireplace, and the men she’d have lured into her bed so that she could serve them caviar for breakfast.”

Nov 11
Permalink
SOLANGE: Did you know my spell check wants to change your name to either Melange, or Solarium? Think about it.
Oct 07
Permalink
Jul 08
Permalink
Apr 16
Permalink
Somehow she got into her twenties without flashing her chamber of secrets all over town
— Yes, Fug girls, Leann Rimes has played it safe all these years - mostly because she spends all her time hiding her husbands latent homosexuality.
Apr 10
Permalink

After 1.1 million votes (effing crazy right?) The champion fugger has emerged. As expected it was Bai Ling. The fug girls have put together a tribute to fuggery…

Apr 03
Permalink

Dear Fug Girls

Whilst I love the Britney entries on GoFug (I know, I’m pimping you loads). The J-Lo entries Get. Me. Wet. Every time I read those first few words – “Hola amigos”, I just know it’s going to be good. The Bennifleck jabs, the blood-sucking husband, the Dios mio’s! Please don’t stop the Jenny fugs. Even though she didn’t make the final four. Her diva still lives strong.

Best wishes

M

Permalink
The Final Fugging Four
The Fug girls Fug Madness 2008 is drawing to a close and the final four are in. Sharon Stone has pummelled even the fugliest of celebs and divas alike to be crowned QUEEN DIVA SUPREME for the fug quartet. Even beating out my favourite Courtney Peldon, who despite my numerous votes, could not beat out her long lost fake foster mum - Shaz. Oh how glorious would it have been had C.Peld reigned fugultimate - alas, it was not to be. So who does Sharon have to contend with? None other than the Queen of High camp - Posh. Not that Stone isn’t camp. Hell her closet is a drag queens dream, but Posh flies under Lagerfelds wing - and that’s some batshit crazy you can’t bottle.
Meanwhile, the face-off from the other bracket has resulted in an unholy error. Paris Hilton has made it into the finals - how this has happened is beyond me. I would have thought in the last round Mischa would have blazed the P-Hilt with ease, whilst “sporting a bucket on her head”. Unfortunately no such luck - so now Paris is about to go up against the Fugliest of them all - Bai Ling. It is NO surprise that Bai and her 16 personalities have gotten this far. Sharon and Posh should be SHITTING themselves knowing they’ve got to content with La-Ling.
All in all it’s turned out rather interestingly. We have to two very distinct sides here - the Stone/Spice combo, featuring two fugstars who are celebrated for their Fur, spandex and high-camp and on the other hand we have Hilton and Bling who are clearly just fugging fugly (although one’s a little self aware, the other(s) not-so-much). 
Who WILL reign supreme mistress of Fug? Personally I feel that Bai will take it, but in my heart I do hope it’s Sharon - she TELLS you when she’s going to fug it up and when she does she FUGS IT LIKE A DIVA.

The Final Fugging Four

The Fug girls Fug Madness 2008 is drawing to a close and the final four are in. Sharon Stone has pummelled even the fugliest of celebs and divas alike to be crowned QUEEN DIVA SUPREME for the fug quartet. Even beating out my favourite Courtney Peldon, who despite my numerous votes, could not beat out her long lost fake foster mum - Shaz. Oh how glorious would it have been had C.Peld reigned fugultimate - alas, it was not to be. So who does Sharon have to contend with? None other than the Queen of High camp - Posh. Not that Stone isn’t camp. Hell her closet is a drag queens dream, but Posh flies under Lagerfelds wing - and that’s some batshit crazy you can’t bottle.

Meanwhile, the face-off from the other bracket has resulted in an unholy error. Paris Hilton has made it into the finals - how this has happened is beyond me. I would have thought in the last round Mischa would have blazed the P-Hilt with ease, whilst “sporting a bucket on her head”. Unfortunately no such luck - so now Paris is about to go up against the Fugliest of them all - Bai Ling. It is NO surprise that Bai and her 16 personalities have gotten this far. Sharon and Posh should be SHITTING themselves knowing they’ve got to content with La-Ling.

All in all it’s turned out rather interestingly. We have to two very distinct sides here - the Stone/Spice combo, featuring two fugstars who are celebrated for their Fur, spandex and high-camp and on the other hand we have Hilton and Bling who are clearly just fugging fugly (although one’s a little self aware, the other(s) not-so-much).

Who WILL reign supreme mistress of Fug? Personally I feel that Bai will take it, but in my heart I do hope it’s Sharon - she TELLS you when she’s going to fug it up and when she does she FUGS IT LIKE A DIVA.

Mar 14
Permalink

rhinny:

It’s almost time for Eurovision 2008! Is it just me, or is continental euro pop the worst best thing in the world? It probably is just me.

No it is NOT just you. I’m sick and tired of having to watch this shit only on youtube all squinty eyed. I want HD bitches. The Fug girls introduced eurovision to me some time last year - and I have been well jealous that the rest of the world has not embraced it. The chorey*! the camp! The costumes!

*Waaaay to much SYTYCD AU

Feb 26
Permalink
make sure that your birth canal isn’t inviting Jack Nicholson for a pleasure cruise
the Fug girls on Diablo Cody’s Oscar dress
Permalink
she’s so pretty and she was so, so lovely and adorable when she won
The fug girls, on Marion Cotillard. Thanks bitches.