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Posts tagged "the fug girls"
Oct 07
Jul 08
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“This is what Princess Leia SHOULD have worn, no? Forget the turtleneck and the Cinnabons, estupida! Oh, amigos, that movie would have been so different if I had made it.” - Fugging the latest spotting of Marc and J-Lo. I’m loving the ongoing feud they’re fabricating (? maybe?) with Benaffleck and J.Garner. HILARITY.
Apr 16
“ Somehow she got into her twenties without flashing her chamber of secrets all over town
— Yes, Fug girls, Leann Rimes has played it safe all these years - mostly because she spends all her time hiding her husbands latent homosexuality.
Apr 10
After 1.1 million votes (effing crazy right?) The champion fugger has emerged. As expected it was Bai Ling. The fug girls have put together a tribute to fuggery…
Apr 03
Dear Fug Girls
Whilst I love the Britney entries on GoFug (I know, I’m pimping you loads). The J-Lo entries Get. Me. Wet. Every time I read those first few words – “Hola amigos”, I just know it’s going to be good. The Bennifleck jabs, the blood-sucking husband, the Dios mio’s! Please don’t stop the Jenny fugs. Even though she didn’t make the final four. Her diva still lives strong.
Best wishes
M
The Final Fugging Four
The Fug girls Fug Madness 2008 is drawing to a close and the final four are in. Sharon Stone has pummelled even the fugliest of celebs and divas alike to be crowned QUEEN DIVA SUPREME for the fug quartet. Even beating out my favourite Courtney Peldon, who despite my numerous votes, could not beat out her long lost fake foster mum - Shaz. Oh how glorious would it have been had C.Peld reigned fugultimate - alas, it was not to be. So who does Sharon have to contend with? None other than the Queen of High camp - Posh. Not that Stone isn’t camp. Hell her closet is a drag queens dream, but Posh flies under Lagerfelds wing - and that’s some batshit crazy you can’t bottle.
Meanwhile, the face-off from the other bracket has resulted in an unholy error. Paris Hilton has made it into the finals - how this has happened is beyond me. I would have thought in the last round Mischa would have blazed the P-Hilt with ease, whilst “sporting a bucket on her head”. Unfortunately no such luck - so now Paris is about to go up against the Fugliest of them all - Bai Ling. It is NO surprise that Bai and her 16 personalities have gotten this far. Sharon and Posh should be SHITTING themselves knowing they’ve got to content with La-Ling.
All in all it’s turned out rather interestingly. We have to two very distinct sides here - the Stone/Spice combo, featuring two fugstars who are celebrated for their Fur, spandex and high-camp and on the other hand we have Hilton and Bling who are clearly just fugging fugly (although one’s a little self aware, the other(s) not-so-much).
Who WILL reign supreme mistress of Fug? Personally I feel that Bai will take it, but in my heart I do hope it’s Sharon - she TELLS you when she’s going to fug it up and when she does she FUGS IT LIKE A DIVA.
Mar 14
It’s almost time for Eurovision 2008! Is it just me, or is continental euro pop theworstbest thing in the world? It probably is just me.
No it is NOT just you. I’m sick and tired of having to watch this shit only on youtube all squinty eyed. I want HD bitches. The Fug girls introduced eurovision to me some time last year - and I have been well jealous that the rest of the world has not embraced it. The chorey*! the camp! The costumes!
*Waaaay to much SYTYCD AU
Feb 26
“ make sure that your birth canal isn’t inviting Jack Nicholson for a pleasure cruise
— the Fug girls on Diablo Cody’s Oscar dress
“ she’s so pretty and she was so, so lovely and adorable when she won
— The fug girls, on Marion Cotillard. Thanks bitches.
