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I forgot that log flumes go down.

versayse:

Photos are up for the first Versayse! Check em out on Facebook!

I look so thin. From now on I’m only wearing sequined zebra print that’s also leopard print.

PS I cut all my hair off. Asked the hair-dresser for ~semi-slut~

PS I cut all my hair off. Asked the hair-dresser for ~semi-slut~

This is a picture of my adorable hair at the moment. This weekend I am going to cut it the fuck off. Do you know what kind of maintenance it requires? Ask Kate Gosselin. UPDATE: This picture is actually a screenshot from a video for a foods brand in which I discuss double cream brie. For 11 minutes.

This is a picture of my adorable hair at the moment. This weekend I am going to cut it the fuck off. Do you know what kind of maintenance it requires? Ask Kate Gosselin. UPDATE: This picture is actually a screenshot from a video for a foods brand in which I discuss double cream brie. For 11 minutes.

Whoever said I don’t enjoy a hot lunch can eat their words… their shitty words.

Whoever said I don’t enjoy a hot lunch can eat their words… their shitty words.

Just gave myself a new haircut. Already got a call from 1997’s Leo DiCaprio saying he wants it back - he also said “Don’t let go Rose”. Didn’t. Just kept jerking.

This is me, I am good at being gay.

This is me, I am good at being gay.

GPOY - Work xmas party, short shorts not pictured.

Guys… sad news. Shia is dead. I couldn’t bring myself to carry him on public transport across Melbourne - so I threw him in a dumpster. IT WASN’T EASY - TRUST ME. We had some great times together. Like when I used to set him up in the lounge to scare the shit out of my old flatmate. Bless you cardboard Shia - I will always love you. Here’s a look back at some of our fav moments ~2gether~

Toronto, Montreal and NYC Holiday: OK, so I was gonna to a full on run down of the holiday, but decided SLIDESHOWS! Also, there’s a limit to photos you can upload and captions you can write - but I suppose that works better for you now doesn’t it? CONCISE! Anyway, the details are in the photo captions - enjoy. UPDATE: There’s so many more awesome photos, I’ll just syphon them to you over time.

The morning after a costume party. Missing the coat, cummerbund, turban and dignity. Made out with two straight female coworkers. Unknown red substance over EVERYTHING. Oh, and my flatmate fell in the garden.

See? Not a happy chappy! To be fair this was on my birthday last month, and I got dumped that night. NOT VERY RAVEN. BUT, I went to the Yeta Fine Collection at American Vintage and bought that jacket to ease the pain - VERY RAVEN.

Hey guys. Just got to the supermarket and realized: this is a whole lotta look! Do you think I’m gonna walk out with a dick in my mouth?

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