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So a guy got STABBED in the alley behind my office.
The construction worker FUCKS who give me cat calls and “darlings” did NOTHING to help the bloody, dying man who was staggering towards them. WHAT’S MORE, is this is en route to Burger King from my house AS WELL as work. And there is his blood dripping down the alley to the main street. So now I have to walk all the way up to the Mid Queen street Burger King, unless of course I want the ‘Plasma burger special’.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
So I finally thought of a theme song for when I do presentations. The Pokémon theme song.
“Be prepared to exercise authority over those further down the pecking order.” – LEO. Hey new guy, suck my dick. Now.
Please let the toilet air out after shitting. The potpourri can only do so much.
Why don’t developers and production people build shit the way you designed it?
Time to stop working for about twenty minutes and FAWN
“ Since when was the client’s project manager the Designer? SINCE WHEN, huh?
— I need a proper holiday real bad.
A guy at work just said the sweetest thing. He lost his NDS on the bus a while ago and he said: “I hope that the person who finds it, is really poor and couldn’t afford to buy a DS, so he can get enjoyment from it.”
I hope the person that found my keys is really ugly and fat, and has lethal body odour problems and low self esteem. Because then at least I can laugh about it.
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