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Posts tagged "Work"

Sep 25
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Sep 16
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So I finally thought of a theme song for when I do presentations. The Pokémon theme song.
Aug 05
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My horoscope today:

“Be prepared to exercise authority over those further down the pecking order.” – LEO. Hey new guy, suck my dick. Now.

Jul 30
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My darling co-workers

Please let the toilet air out after shitting. The potpourri can only do so much.
Jun 26
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You’re a really ugly fat girl that smells like chips
— Definition of mingin’
Apr 23
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Question:

Why don’t developers and production people build shit the way you designed it?
Apr 03
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Baby in the office

Time to stop working for about twenty minutes and FAWN
Mar 25
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Since when was the client’s project manager the Designer? SINCE WHEN, huh?
— I need a proper holiday real bad.
Mar 20
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The sweetest thing

A guy at work just said the sweetest thing. He lost his NDS on the bus a while ago and he said: “I hope that the person who finds it, is really poor and couldn’t afford to buy a DS, so he can get enjoyment from it.”

I hope the person that found my keys is really ugly and fat, and has lethal body odour problems and low self esteem. Because then at least I can laugh about it.