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Posts tagged "Tumblr"

Aug 26
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Tumblr is dooooooooooooooomed

“Gimmicks like Sharks Vs. Cats have made it clear that tumblr is doomed as a blogging and microblogging service. In an effort to create a differentiated identity for their community, they have taken away from what users value in any blogging service—the ability to blog without distractions. The Tumblr Staff’s God-like presence will loom large over the next 5 years for better…or perhaps for worse. Only time will tell.” - Michael Arrington in a TechCrunch blog post (via hipsterrunoff)

They haven’t created a ‘differentiated’ blogging service. You can blog on Myspace right? I mean, I think it’s great how Tumblr have done this. I like the idea behind it, you know, just adding a bit of fun to to the dashboard. But come, on. Cat and shark pictures? Next battle, Katy vs Zooey? Fags vs Hags? Twilight vs NOTHING CAN STOP THE RIDICULOUSNESSNESS THAT ARE THOSE TWIGHLIGHT MEMES. Ungh. Somebody post a picture of Jerri Blank fast. I Need to reboot my face.

Jul 16
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Uh-oh, we’re sharing cycles you guys! I was just looking at a Sizzlers the other day and thinking ”I know what you used to be - my power chunders are reserved ONLY for The Hut’.

Uh-oh, we’re sharing cycles you guys! I was just looking at a Sizzlers the other day and thinking ”I know what you used to be - my power chunders are reserved ONLY for The Hut’.

Apr 18
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'You may also like'

has pretty much turned into facebook’s ‘People you may know’ feature. Cos there’s a whoooole bunch of people I’ve already followed and unfollowed in there.

Mar 29
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Mar 26
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If I see any more shit about ‘Where the Wild Things Are’ I’m gonna quit Tumblr
— Some dick
Jan 03
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Dec 26
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This awards stuff is getting Chronicles of Ridic...

Half the nominees are judges? I fucking wish I could self-fellate.

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Dec 11
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To no one in particular:

Give credit where credit is due.

Dec 10
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Dec 06
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Huzzah! Finally reblogged by Faggotry. I am the lizard queen?
dnallbrttn. Some sort of queen, yes. ;)
Nov 25
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Nov 21
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I snorted cocaine off my dog