Top 5 Search Keywords that led to Extra Firm Hold this month:

• (95) michael jackson fake voice
• (97) michael jackson real voice
• (51) michael jackson speaking voice
• (70) michael jackson deep voice
• (35) “missy is bank”

Finding Extra Firm Hold

Just some of my favourite search keywords that have led to Extra Firm Hold:

• Tia Carrere
• Tia Carrere butt
• Boobies
• Tumblr sexy
• Female Queef film demo
• This is fucking urgent stamp
  
• Float shaped like an enormous phallus
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• Jordan Vandermade gay (LOL!)
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• What doing with baby?
• Horny
• Woman fucking orangutan (???)
  
• AIDS
• Cockage on cockage
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• Cunny tuck (AHAHAHAHAHA)

Which is your favourite?

Extra Firm Hold is:

• Freshly tumble-dried skinny jeans
• A tight sweater
• Aqua Net
• How a dick should be handled
• You’re mom
• How to hold a fucking wine glass