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Jul 20
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Top 5 Search Keywords that led to Extra Firm Hold this month:

  • (95) michael jackson fake voice
  • (97) michael jackson real voice
  • (51) michael jackson speaking voice
  • (70) michael jackson deep voice
  • (35) “missy is bank”

Jul 26
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Finding Extra Firm Hold

Just some of my favourite search keywords that have led to Extra Firm Hold:

  • Tia Carrere
  • Tia Carrere butt
  • Boobies
  • Tumblr sexy
  • Female Queef film demo
  • This is fucking urgent stamp
  • Float shaped like an enormous phallus
  • Gay tumblr
  • Gay BEAR tumblr
  • Jordan Vandermade gay (LOL!)
  • Simon Rex jack off video
  • Queefed will he ever find me sexy (LOLOLOL!!)
  • What doing with baby?
  • Horny
  • Woman fucking orangutan (???)
  • AIDS
  • Cockage on cockage
  • Cumslut
  • Cunny tuck (AHAHAHAHAHA)

Which is your favourite?

May 30
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Extra Firm Hold is:

  • Freshly tumble-dried skinny jeans
  • A tight sweater
  • Aqua Net
  • How a dick should be handled
  • You’re mom
  • How to hold a fucking wine glass