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So Nancy doesn’t want to give up her lifestyle. Which makes me wonder, what the HELL did she do all day before her husband died? She’s got Lupita to do all the housework. All of it. She has a permanently perfect and sparkling pool and yard, and we’ve never seen her mowing the lawn or skimming bugs out of the pool, so I assume she pays for landscapers and a pool guy as well. So she has to pick her kids up and drop them off and go to PTA meetings. What the hell did she used to do with the rest of her day? Sit at home waiting for her virile, loving husband to come home? And is she really completely broke?

I hear ya girlfriend! Pick up those brooms! Also she probably spends like $57 on Starbucks a day. YOU ARE NOT A GAY MAN NANCY BOTWIN.

“ Well I didn’t win. But at least I didn’t make any friends, so…

— April, Parks & Recreation

There was no wine or cake. Just a bunch of BLOCKED NOSE. Also ‘Glee’ was fagget GOLD. Except for episode 3 which stood out like a rapists daughter. Amirite? ‘Accafellas’? Just, NO. Your ass was saved by some Jessalyn Gilsig - that fagget who got fucked off a building.

OMG. Christmas PLEASE. Reference here…

Shit.

I just bought The Simpsons Season 2 on DVD - and thus begins the collection of Simpsons S1 - to 8. For me, that’s as far as The Simpson’s television show goes. S9 onwards is what appears to be some sort of children’s cartoon.

“ Jeremy’s… Iron

“ Everybody’s in favor of saving Hitler’s brain…but when you put it in the body of a Great White Shark, you’ve gone too far.

— Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth (via NTKG) Oh my, no.

Mad Men Yourself! I managed to pull together the right bits and pieces I think, yellow bow-tie - check, black frame novelty glasses - check, unneccessary foods - check…mate.

“ I can’t believe I’m dead. There was still so much on my bucket list. So many different buckets I wanted to own. Buckets!

— Tracy Jordan (via faucet)

“ We had to send her. She had to go. We love our daughter so very much. *sob* …but…. she’s just so FAT *bursts into tears*

— ♥♥♥

Teen Fat Camp! My FAVOURITE Australian reality show. RECAP! In last night’s episode Jenna tries to catch a wave while surfing on her enormé board. The fear in her manatee-like face as the waves struggle to crash around her. The emotions. The hilarity! The beaching. ♥

“ You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth. No truth-handler, you. Bah! I deride your truth-handling abilities

— Mayor Bob Terwilliger

“ Must…protect…sugar. Thieves everywhere. The strong must protect the sweet…the sweeeet.. …Eeen America, first you get the sugar, then you geet the powerrr, then you geet the women…

— Homer

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