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Oct 07

“ There was this one girl in my college basketball team, she wasn’t officially a gay, but, you-know, we were pretty sure

— Tina Fey’s Sarah Palin

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Oct 01

“ Oh Melissa? Your face is on the phone, soccer practice is over, you need to pick it up.

— Jenna’s gay entourage

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Sep 30

“ What’s the point in watching a Clive Owen movie, if he doesn’t look like he’s gonna rape you?

— I’m watching ‘Derailed’ and it’s shit.

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Sep 25

“ Heya, I left my studded leather gloves at your place last Thursday night…

— Things I thought I would never say.

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Sep 24

“ …but if you can’t take my fakery then kiss my muffin top!

— The actual final words to Muffin Top. Anyone got the extended club mix?

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Sep 23

“ I thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities. Well done. That is what all parents should do.

— Sorry bout the L.C quip Tina, you really cleaned up this year

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Sep 19

“ Just looping footage of me bent over, clenching and unclenching.

— Niki’s idea for the new Ferrero Rocher ad campaign. Didn’t stop me from eating them, I just tongued them beforehand.

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“ Your Gameboy is gone. It’s at the bottom of the ocean.

— Yeaaaargh. Yeeeargh.

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“ This chair be high, says I

— Ye-aaargh. Happy International-talk-like-a-pirate day y’all.

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Sep 18

“ I would go gay for extrafirmhold.

— Jake Cleland. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

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“ I saw Lady Gaga at Astoria on Saturday. She stage dived right on us and I grabbed her boob

— I am WELL jealous of all the fun Michael is having in London…

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Sep 17

“ Wen ma bottow pop

— Shitzlinger get wet.

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Sep 16

“ Buuuuwaaah bwuuuuuwaaaaaah

— imitating a cat puking

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Sep 14

“ Don’t worry, honey. Everything’s fine. We’re going to have a wonderful party. We’ve made Daddy such a nice cake.

— Laura Brown. I just baked a chocolate cake and am now deeply regretful I didn’t pack it full of weed.

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Sep 10

“ Newsflash Babar: NO

— Blair fights off the emails from chubby old gay men

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