GPOYF John Waters themed party! I went as Cry Baby, (Hence the tear drop) Lazy, maybe, but the birthday girl kinda upstaged us all anyway (The McDonald’s may or may not be part of the Divine costume).

JULIE AND JULIA STARRING MERYL STREEP OR SOME SHIT

(via: doinwork & prettiestgirl) UM – PACKAGING BONER. How does such an awesomely simple burger brand have such a shit-fest of a website. HEY BUSINESS LADY – Call me, I’ll give you a real good internet websites. Meanwhile, my labia is gnawing it’s way through panty-town to pop a squat on one of those boigers. CANADA A-HOY! Sploshing with funnel cake in the mean time.

ITEMS THAT WILL GO TO THE GRAVE WITH ME: My movie poster box. I stole this from a video store I used to work at. It hangs from chains and can be plugged in at the back to light the inside up (behind the poster) and all the little lights around it. In terms of valuable assets, this is number 1.  Unless an embarrassingly large collection of cheap videos counts (read: ‘Head over Heels’)

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Amanda Bearse (Marci Darci) in “Fright Night” (1985)

OH BABY

OH FUCK OFF. It took me 15 fucking minutes to start my computer, and START MY DAY and now you want to restart? GET FUCKED WITH YOUR FUCK. *If anyone tells me to get a Mac I will personally fly to L.A and beat the shit out of Justin Long.

BASKETBALL COURT? There is NOT a basketball court at the top of that mountain??? And Tinkerbell doesn’t need a ‘break room’? She was totally a robot, right?  THIS IS NOT REAL?? DREAMS DO NOT COME TRUE????  Dooooo theeeeey????  *gasp* ^_^

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