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So we finally got Wall-E last week, and like every other film I managed to avoid all reviews, plot points, spoilers etc. Even going so far as to turn down bootleg copies. It was me, Wall-E and the big screen no matter what. And my God, what a DARLING little bot. I was so transfixed throughout the whole film, every shot was nothing short of gorgeous. From the dead city, to the space travel, to the frenetic hypercolors of the spaceship. I didn’t quite get the inclusion of Fred Willard, but I suppose it helped the juxtaposition of him and the new Babars of humankind. It was just so nice to go see a film where there is NO DIALOGUE for like, an HOUR. I was initially concerned about small children annoying the fuck out of me. But every kid in the cinema was DEAD SILENT. In fact the only noise was my friend Angela, who decided Maltezers were best enjoyed during every love scene, and that the funniest part of the film was watching chub-chub humanzees flail about helplessly.

Superman Returns is on TV right now, and I just thought y’all should know how much I love it. I’ve seen it a bajillion times, but it’s just so gosh darn beautiful, ya know? Such pretty shots! The deco! Parker! Bryan Singer really did a great job - so why are they talking about a reboot? I can understand wanting to explore different sides of Superman, I mean, Returns is pretty much a glorified homage to the Donner films, but it’s still great. And if X2 is anything to go by, a sequel from him would be really great to see. Do we really have to ‘Batman Begins’ the fuck out of every superhero film from now on? Get fucked. Let him do ONE more, and let him film it in Sydney again. So ,I can fly over, stalk Parker Posey and take pictures of Routh from the bushes. MY GOD he is so effing pretty it is making me cry. His skin is like porcelain. My skin is like anus.
