Posts tagged Movies
Iron Man 3 was good! It was ACTUALLY good! …Except for when I thought I saw that Australian actress from the final season of Damages and I got real excited, and then it turned out it wasn’t her and I guess I was devastated, but I still checked IMDB and it REALLY WASN’T her but I wanted it to be???? That was an ordeal… … Still … unrelated… but it made me realize that on the spectrum of HATE GOOPY-PALTROW or LOVE GOOPY-PALTROW, I’m erring on the latter (dat ending bro, dat ending). This review was written by Tequila.
The costume part of Behind the Scenes of Bram Stokers Dracula, with Eiko Ishioka, who died in January this year. I’m seriously devastated by this, I watched ALL of ‘Mirror, Mirror’, just because of Eiko’s costumes, and most likely will sit through both ‘Immortals’ and the Spiderman musical. If more bold choices like this could permeate into mainstream blockbusters I could die knowing that I lived a good, faggot life.
CANNOT get over how much I lived for this cuntingly good movie. It was a cum-dungeon of non stop happiness for me. Just everything. Everything. Especially J-Dench and ESPESSALLY these opening credits. I walked with a bounce in my step like a pretty cool cartoon for many moons after.
Jurassic Park IV: The Hybrid. According to FirstShowing, the (original yet) abandoned concept saw “a secret genetics lab get involved with cross-breeding humans with dinosaurs, giving them problem-solving intelligence and the ability to fire weapons and fight crime, but controlled by human authorities.” Above is the concept art of one of the humanoid/dinosaur hybrids. [reddit] [buzz] [aintitcool]
MEANWHILE - I saw this yesterday and GAGGGGGGGED. You don’t know you DON’T KNOW how many times I think about this. Ever since I heard the rumour years and years ago I SALIVATED over it, and trust mama, lady gets HARD for concept art.
FUCK. THOSE. LAZY. FAT. MOTHERFUCKING concept artists who have the GALL to sit on this concept art for so many years and not make princess here happy. GET OFF YOUR ASSES IMMEDIATELY AND RELEASE ALL UN-FINISHED TRANSFORMERS IDEAS RIGHT NOW. I AM BEATING OFF ALREADY JUST TAKE ME HOME. TAKE ME HOME.
“ Once more, with no feeling.”