Posts tagged Games
theoisjonesing: so you can play as Catwoman in Arkham City? seems dope to me.
*slow claps* Well. Well. Well. Looks like you’ve cornered the homosexual market.
New Batman: Arkham City Screens
(via kayfabe | speedofwtf) FUCKS SAKES - Haven’t even finished the first one. I am a terrible fatty gamer! OK - this is motivation enough to close the blinds this friday and get fierce with that dual shock. Going to add negative 3,000 points to my sex factor. (Making my sex factor 3,000 less of a tidy million ~__~ )
(via Craig) ‘Scary Girl’, a game created by Nathan Jurevicius, is fricken GORGEOUS, easy and fun to play. This is a step above, WAY above any online flash games i’ve ever seen, and insanely addictive. It’s this kinda thing that makes me want to dust off Flash and start upskilling. I’ve got a bazzillion ideas for a flash game. Most recently a first person shooter where you play as Laura Linney fighting off a gang of white haired gorillas with a laser canon, whilst simultaneously defending a priest convicted of killing an innocent, yet possessed young girl. Bonus points for random product placement.
Japanese (GAY) Wii game (GAY) called Muscle Madness (GAY) (via Tara) WHAT. THE. FUCK. I need to own this game. I need to own a Wii and I need to own this game. I don’t even know what you are supposed to do? It looks like you just chase after other muscled queens?… and one of them is a polar bear? Really. NICE MUSLE. Just so you know, the Japanese will always win.
SO, it may seem selfish, but I was pissed off about being denied this Alf phone - especially because she almost DID buy it, but withdrew because it was $45 (WTF?!). SO, it turns out that she’d been given a defective Transformers Monopoly game (irregular paper money thickness). Obvs had to steal. See those Hotels there? On Earth & Cybertron? That’s just the start, my hotels were EVERYWHERE. Melinda’s puny woman brain was no match for my giant faggot brain and me and Starscream slaughtered her. Guess where she failed - bitch caved and sold me the final third of the yellow properties for $1000. Lol, NEVER let someone complete their colour sets, no matter how much money they offer you. HAH.
