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Posts tagged "Fashion"
Sep 17
Sep 11
It's NZ Fashion week next week
And to promote it they have put real models in glass cages outside malls. SHAME.
Sep 01
Aug 17
Jul 22
“ Polar Bears are pretty alt because they live alone in the Arctic Circle.
— Hipster Runnoff. Did I mention I was getting a Polar Bear tattoo on my chest? Serial.
Jul 13
CHECK OUT MY NEW GLOVES. So fucking badass. $140, Ksubi - So. Fucking. Badass. Red Mittens - you’re out - auf wiedersehen.
Jul 09
May 24
"Hah, what are you wearing?!"
I just got heckled by some skank in a Mazda outside my apartment block. I was coming back from the dairy in trackpants and a hoodie, with milk in hand. Seriously - was she drunk? It’s like 7:30? Personally, I would have gone for the ‘2L super-trim’ pot-shots - but hey.
May 10
Oh God, Oh God, Oh God. COVET. Ferris Beuller Nike High Dunks. Oh, I think I just came a little. (via theoisjonesing)
May 05
It's official
After toying with the idea of introducing bow ties to my wardrobe, I just got back from Smith & Caugheys and saw the most darling set of ties. All different colours and patterns. Add to that, a neat polka dot fitted collared shirt at Superette. Coincidence? I think not. People, I think it’s time - time to get fruity.
Apr 24
“ I wish that it was acceptable to wear wigs.
— Tell me about it, B. Although, there is however, the other problem with wearing wigs: Clubbing + Layers + Wig = HEAT STROKE
Apr 22
Apr 14
There’s nowhere in Auckland to buy decent shoes. Seriously, occasionally they have something nice at ‘Myharte’, or that place that sells Huffer shit (I know, seriously). Of course there’s Pat Menzies, but after witnessing a staff yelling match, I’m reluctant to go back in case I get caught up in it and they cut me. I guess there’s always ‘Good as Gold’ in Wellington, and while the staff assure me they’re happy to send me clothes and shoes and shit - I like to try stuff on. So this is where Sydney comes in. Bitch is gonna spend monies. I need a LOT of new shoes, and I’m gonna start with these ones.
Apr 10
“ If we follow you around too much and make annoying comments, we recommend you leave the store.
Apr 09
Shop bitches unite
Remember the Zambeshe’s? Apparently my truly, deeply, OFFENSIVE bloggery fucked them off like you wouldn’t believe. So, today, on the front-page of Viva Magazine, I find the Zambeshe’s: “Are you being served? Shop assistants have feelings too”. No shit , it’s online too. (tumblr’s - picture is in post)
Too. Fuckin. Funny.
“Saintly patience is obviously on the requirement list for potential Zambesi employees, despite what local bloggers have been saying about them recently.”
Honestly, I didn’t say anything that offensive (Dean did). I can’t believe how seriously they take themselves. If you love the job you’re in then why would you be so insecure about it? Besides, I actually wasn’t mocking their jobs, I was mocking the way they talk. Babe.
