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Posts tagged "Faggotry"

Nov 06
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GPOYF John Waters themed party! I went as Cry Baby, (Hence the tear drop) Lazy, maybe, but the birthday girl kinda upstaged us all anyway (The McDonald’s may or may not be part of the Divine costume).

GPOYF John Waters themed party! I went as Cry Baby, (Hence the tear drop) Lazy, maybe, but the birthday girl kinda upstaged us all anyway (The McDonald’s may or may not be part of the Divine costume).

Oct 31
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Oct 26
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JESUS CHRIST - “Hey mom, check this out, can you see my coccyx?” Also: I can totally do this! …But I don’t want to…

Oct 22
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No homo.

You know, I had no idea that “no homo” was a disclaimer, like “I’m not gay/no homo, but…”. Colour me fagget when I found out I was wrong. I thought it was a response to extreme faggotry, like “down, boy”. Ie “RA-RA AH AH AAAAH - ROMA RO MAH MAH AAAHHHH GA-GA OOH-LA-LA” And then someone smacks the offending homosexual on the quiff and says: “NO HOMO”.

Oct 19
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The wardrobe of Alexis Morell Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan. FGGTS PLEASE TAKE NOTE, should you need to secure oil leases, fire board members or such and such.

Oct 12
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Lady Gaga performing on SNL. Holy shit this is camp. Pull out before I cum, darl.

Oct 03
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(via planettampon) “I’m gonna chop your dick off”

(via planettampon) “I’m gonna chop your dick off”

Sep 28
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Good news everybody!

There was no wine or cake. Just a bunch of BLOCKED NOSE. Also ‘Glee’ was fagget GOLD. Except for episode 3 which stood out like a rapists daughter. Amirite? ‘Accafellas’? Just, NO. Your ass was saved by some Jessalyn Gilsig - that fagget who got fucked off a building.

Sep 18
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UNFFFF. LOOK AT THIS. It’s Zambesi and it’s NOT BLACK and I MUST HAVE IT. Christ that is some sincere fuckery right there. Taking it. Out back. Getting it pregnant.

UNFFFF. LOOK AT THIS. It’s Zambesi and it’s NOT BLACK and I MUST HAVE IT. Christ that is some sincere fuckery right there. Taking it. Out back. Getting it pregnant.

Sep 16
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I need to liberate myself. I feel like so many women put so much of their power in their hair
— Solange: The lesser Knowles. Listen, girl, I’ll say this politely: *ahem* DON’T YOU EVER SPEAK ILL OF HAIRSPRAY EVER AGAIN. NEVER EVER EVER. HAIRSPRAY IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER. FEATHER - QUIFF - HEIGHTEN. BOUQUET? EXTRA. FIRM. HOLD.
Sep 15
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