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Posts tagged "Faggotry"

Oct 07
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Sep 18
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‘For Our Elegant Castle’ - Of Montreal. So I’ve had ONE glass of wine, and Melinda is cooking Shanks. She burnt some of the onions so had to open the balcony door. The smell + breeze + wine is making me think it’s BBQ summer in Auckland. Seriously, ONE glass of wine. Like I’m shimmying as we speak? I wasn’t going to go out tonight - but now I am. Fuck you Of Montreal, fuck you royally. It could have been as simple as a bit of Wife Swap and a cheeky wank. Now I have to talk to other gheys, uugh. If I end up giving head, so help me…
Sep 10
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Newsflash Babar: NO
Blair fights off the emails from chubby old gay men
Sep 07
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Old Shortland Street screencaps! So much faggotry!
Old Shortland Street screencaps! So much faggotry!
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I don’t think asexuals have a dress code… but if they do it’s probably corduroy
— Ghey battles, tranny bashing, vaginal hemmoraging - Shortland Street is CAMP today
Sep 06
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DEAR FAGGOTS

CAN YOU DIE PLZ? What kind of a dirty, FILTHY creature finds a phone in a bar and decides to keep it INSTEAD of trying to get it back to the owner? It’s not even a nice phone? OMG I HAVE WHOREY MESSAGES ON THERE, GIVE IT BACK NOW GOD JESUS FUCK. Don’t you want to meet me? Find out who this guy is who has a Grace Jones screen background and “muffin top” as their ringtone? And a Transformers message alert sound? I’m amazing? It will probably be the best decision you’ve ever made? WANT A BLOWJOB?
Sep 05
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Annie - ‘Song Reminds Me Of You’. “270% of your daily intake of Faggotonium. Fine electropop, though” - Niki. Hoo-hah, what a fagtress, it’s a little ‘Neverendingstory’, which I like, obvs. It’s nice to hear your voice again Annie.
Aug 28
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Sam Sparro - ’21st Century Life’. Hoooa, FGGT Fashionz, whatta gaybo
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Aug 16
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Grease (2) is the word y’all.
Grease (2) is the word y’all.
Aug 01
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CONGRATULATIONS FAGGOT #101

You join 100 other faggots in their love for all things camp.

Jul 25
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Presets – ‘This boy’s in love’. So apparently 75% of the Presets are straight? Or is it more like 90% Because honestly, watching this video, it’s a complete fail in squashing those faggatia rumours. This video was playing in every gay bar in Sydney – seriously, they probably thought it was actually porn. Crude, twink porn where they get dumped with gallons of man-milk.
Jun 27
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Last night I got punched in the face

Seriously, I was walking down Oxford street in Sydney - the GAYEST STREET EVER MADE, EVER (srsly, it’s lined with HUGE rainbow flags everywhere, and has a liquor store called ‘lick-her store’), and this guy punches me in the side of the face. I was drunk as hell so it didn’t really hurt it just kind of surprised me. I turned around and looked at him, like ‘what-the-fuck??’. “Fucking faggot” he says. I look at his friend who is equally as shocked. I clench my fist and push him backwards, about to punch - but then remembered that little ‘situation’ from last year, and decided to move backwards. I yell at him: “What the fuck? Seriously?”. His friend pulls him back as he tries to smack me again, so I keep walking. Down the road two guys ask me if I’m okay. Still bewildered, I’m like: “What the fuck?? This is Oxford street, he’s lucky he didn’t get gang raped”. They nod with their mouths open, so I just keep on walking. WHAT THE FUCK. My jaw still hurts a little, but I totally love the idea that I was dressed SO GAY that it made a guy ANGRY.

Best. Giant-hooded-vest. EVER.