GPOYF John Waters themed party! I went as Cry Baby, (Hence the tear drop) Lazy, maybe, but the birthday girl kinda upstaged us all anyway (The McDonald’s may or may not be part of the Divine costume).
My daddy's in a coma.
Posts tagged "Faggotry"
Nov 06
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Oct 26
JESUS CHRIST - “Hey mom, check this out, can you see my coccyx?” Also: I can totally do this! …But I don’t want to…
Oct 22
No homo.
You know, I had no idea that “no homo” was a disclaimer, like “I’m not gay/no homo, but…”. Colour me fagget when I found out I was wrong. I thought it was a response to extreme faggotry, like “down, boy”. Ie “RA-RA AH AH AAAAH - ROMA RO MAH MAH AAAHHHH GA-GA OOH-LA-LA” And then someone smacks the offending homosexual on the quiff and says: “NO HOMO”.
Oct 19
The wardrobe of Alexis Morell Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan. FGGTS PLEASE TAKE NOTE, should you need to secure oil leases, fire board members or such and such.
Oct 12
Oct 10
» OKAY CALM DOWN: It's just a SHOWGIRLS REMAKE
folkinz: Kristen Bell is the new Cristal Connors.
Kristen Bell will star as Christina Aguilera’s rival in “Burlesque,” Screen Gems’ musical drama being directed by Steve Antin. “Burlesque” centers on the journey of an ambitious small-town girl (Aguilera) with a big-town voice who finds love and success in a Los Angeles neo-burlesque club. Bell will play Nikki, the loose-cannon lead dancer and main attraction at the club who spirals out of control when Aguilera’s character suddenly gets the spotlight. (via)
So they don’t overtly say that it’s a remake, but fuck my cock, it totally is. This is totally another cosmic sign telling me to rewatch Showgirls. STEP UP 2: THE STREETS. More importantly, when is Step Up 3-D out??? NEED ME SUM DANCE BATTLEZ, and storylines about realising your Tru Potential by mixing hip-hop musics and classical dance whilst coming to terms with your undeniable love for the guy who mops the dancefloor.
Oct 08
Oct 05
» Things missing from my workout routine:
A fur stole, darling.
Oct 04
Lady Gaga performing on SNL. Holy shit this is camp. Pull out before I cum, darl.
Oct 03
(via planettampon) “I’m gonna chop your dick off”
Sep 28
Good news everybody!
There was no wine or cake. Just a bunch of BLOCKED NOSE. Also ‘Glee’ was fagget GOLD. Except for episode 3 which stood out like a rapists daughter. Amirite? ‘Accafellas’? Just, NO. Your ass was saved by some Jessalyn Gilsig - that fagget who got fucked off a building.
Sep 18
UNFFFF. LOOK AT THIS. It’s Zambesi and it’s NOT BLACK and I MUST HAVE IT. Christ that is some sincere fuckery right there. Taking it. Out back. Getting it pregnant.
Sep 16
“ I need to liberate myself. I feel like so many women put so much of their power in their hair
— Solange: The lesser Knowles. Listen, girl, I’ll say this politely: *ahem* DON’T YOU EVER SPEAK ILL OF HAIRSPRAY EVER AGAIN. NEVER EVER EVER. HAIRSPRAY IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER. FEATHER - QUIFF - HEIGHTEN. BOUQUET? EXTRA. FIRM. HOLD.
Sep 15
» J-Lo visits the VMAs: Fug edition
“Meow, amigos. I am an intergalatic sex kitten, coming to you from Planet Rrowr to blow your mind. HA HA! I’m kidding! It is I, Jenny from the block! Assuming you live in the tool shed on my estate because otherwise we have no block for miles. Also, get out of my tool shed! That is for the lawn mower and my Marc’s embalming kit for his Learning Annex class! LEAVE!”
