CHEESE ZONE (this is amazing!). (via planettampon) Woah! Advertising win! Take note: People screaming with fear from your product being fired at them violently = SALES!
My daddy's in a coma.
Posts tagged "Comedy"
Aug 18
Aug 17
“ Why are gay people still pushing for gay marriage? Haven’t they suffered enough?
— Roseanne Barr
Aug 07
» Not Another Not Another Movie
(via goldenfiddle)
Not Another Not Another Movie is an upcoming independent parody film written and directed by David Murphy. Starring Chevy Chase, Burt Reynolds, and Vinnie Jones, the film spoofs the ceaseless parody films released every year, such as the Scary Movie franchise and the works of Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg, and revolves around a group of filmmakers trying to conceive a parody film.
Jun 19
Jun 18
(via amilniazi) HEY! This IS entertaining! What could have been.
May 29
“ I mean, sure, he has a handsome face and he is a junior partner at Macon, Cash, and Overfist, but just look at those J Crew twills. Flat front as can be. You know my motto, Sweetie. If he ain’t bulging, we ain’t buying
— Remember Threadbared.com? I bought their book. Memories.
May 27
Milhouse, stop that.
May 20
Wendy Ho - ‘Bitch I stole your purse’. (via neverforgets) THIS IS BEST. “I own you purse that reminds me of a cunt, empty it out like that time of the month”. I am going to need to see this live. Hot Coco got owned.
“ My love child tracked me down. I was shocked, scared, angry. Like a dog in a sidecar when it comes loose from the motorcycle.
May 18
“ Last night my wife said she wanted a rape alarm, so at 5.30 this morning I put tape over her mouth, held her down, fucked her in the arse and whispered: “Time to get up, Honey
— That’s terrible. I need one.
May 17
“ Life is like salmon swimming up-stream. Sometimes you get eaten by a bear.
May 14
“ You should never say bad things about the dead, you should only say good. Joan Crawford is dead… GOOD
— Bette Davis. ♥♥♥
May 11
POSING. Posing at the bar. POSING. POSING A THREAT.
Apr 25
“ She’s so cold, she has her period in cubes
— Edina Monsoon
