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Douster - ‘Arcade/Wasted’ (via cameronr) SERIOUSLY. SOMEONE NEEDS A RAISE.

Dear diary, CC: Boyfriend.

I am sorry that I had intimate relations with the toilet last night. I’m sorry I made you come up to my apartment right after you finished work, just to put me into bed with a bin next to my head. Also, i’m sorry that I was wearing your pants. Also, they’re black so most of it will go unnoticed. And finally, it was my uncles weed.