Posts tagged Audio
GUESS DAT 90s THEME. If you can guess what this audio is then I will give you a crown made of gold and lies.
Javeon McCarthy - ‘Precious’ (Brenmar Remix) This song helps me get the human bones out of my teeth! So good.
It’s me! - ‘It’s Gonna Be Gaye’. This year for christmas, I wrote and sang a song on Heidi Brander’s annual Sex-mas album. A parody of N’Sync’s ‘It’s Gonna Be Me’, sung as if I’d thrown back more creamy eggnog than Lance Bass in a Santa sex maze.UPDATE: had to re-upload the audio, but it’s all good now babies
Justin Timberlake ft Beyonce - ‘End of Time’ (Brenmar mix). This is kind of amazing. And I’m playing with the new.myspace.com and it’s also kind of amazing. Justin Timberlake: unless Lance Bass does another tacky fucking thing, I may have found respect for you.
Sam Sparro - ‘Shades of Grey’ (via itdoesnmakesense) This is so beautiful I want a flower to grow in my absence as I cross the melting dunes into your heart. In this scenario I am also carrying an iguana that cried once. Too many reals, I think.
Big Freedia - ‘Azz Everywhere’ DJ Rad Bromance staple (via clambistro) Most important song of our generation. While I wait silently on a rocky cliff by the lighthouse, I close my eyes and hear only this.
Mark Ronson & The Business Intl. - ‘You Gave Me Nothing’ (via thedjf) Yeah I’m old school and I sometimes put the ‘via’ link in there. So wat? Yeah I’m old school and sometimes I stick a piece of celery in my butt when I yodel, WHAT OF IT? Yeah - SO I’M OLD SCHOOL and once voted for cake as president of the elections. DO YOU EVEN BLAME ME??? DO U EVEN?
Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosarus - ‘Household Goods’ (via morefunthanbeingsad) T.E.E.D are what are keeping me from falling into a garbage pile of hangover today. Good work T.E.E.D. Good work.
Bon Jovi - ‘Please Come Home For Christmas’. Can’t promise this, but planning on downing a Sauvignon sometime this week while dancing in my man-panties. I know you’re thinking this is sad, but truth son, I can’t think of anything more fun, no homo. Is that how you use that phrase, guys?
Frank Ocean - ‘PDA’. YEAH OKAY - I GET IT. You’re waaaaay over all these Frank Ocean posts. SATURATION IS AT MAXIMUM - WHATEVER!! OKAY? This is so important you have no idea. Because as much as I love Channel Orange, this is my new Pyramids, this is some old school pop, AND I LOOOOVE IT. Hey, put your Frank in MY Ocean, amirite? DANCE INSTRUCTIONS: Take the tip of your butt cheeks and apply them forcefully to the exterior of a Burger King. Wipe in a Z formation while blinking rapidly. Repeat until the authorities are alerted.
chucksass: Frank Ocean - Forrest Gump
This is how you end an album, fuck this is how you make an album. 2012 is a good year for music. That said, I bet every tumblgay will have posted this song tomorrow.chainletter2: This is really exciting (Steve you cannot shame me into not reblogging this). Also, I think that Frank Ocean coming out is teaching me that I’ve still got some screwed up ideas about gay love. It’s shocking to hear a man singing about heartbreak over another man in a mainstream hip hop song. I guess I just never believed that something like this would happen. Feelin’ real modern, you guys.
UNGHHHHHHH My feelings about this are so emotional (not uncommon) that I have been tearin up every day (not uncommon) after he released that album art. I just bought the album - the first time I’ve legally paid for a non-NZ artist in years (Split Enz & Ladyhawke being the last two). And I’ve never been happier. Just to clarify - I would have bought this album regardless of him announcing his sexuality (I had been hard-bonin for MANY TIMES for this album) - but it just makes it that much sweeter/heart-breaking when listening to songs like ‘Bad Religion’ (“It’s a bad religion / to be in love with someone / who could never love you”). Kudos to Frank for releasing something so fucking good, and so fucking honest, I’ll be wearing this album for many sun-drenched wines. I can’t imagine this really affecting the bigoted assholes out there, because it shouldn’t matter whether he likes peepees or front-bums, it should only matter that you close your eyes and HNGGGGGG for an hour.
…that said, I listened to his track “Songs for Women” for less than two seconds and screamed “NOOPPPPPEEEE”.
The Dream — ‘Yamaha’ (via blaaargh) This has been in my drafts FOREVER but in my loins FOREVER ALWAYS. DANCE INSTRUCTIONS: Super fast flapper poses while shimmying across a crime scene with a grin that says CAST ME IN ‘THE ARTIST 2: UGGIE IN DA HOOD’. Continue flapper dancing until the sun sets and somewhere a monkey in a top-hat cries.
Bananarama | Cruel Summer (via imwithkanye) If you’re worried about me being too fabulous, I just ate all the KFC in the Brooklyn area, and am now horizontal on my bed, in agony, not going to Pride. There is no joke. Only me.