Posts tagged Audio
GUESS DAT 90s THEME. If you can guess what this audio is then I will give you a crown made of gold and lies.
Javeon McCarthy - ‘Precious’ (Brenmar Remix) This song helps me get the human bones out of my teeth! So good.
Fleetwood Mac — ‘Everywhere’ (via blaaargh)
It’s me! - ‘It’s Gonna Be Gaye’. This year for christmas, I wrote and sang a song on Heidi Brander’s annual Sex-mas album. A parody of N’Sync’s ‘It’s Gonna Be Me’, sung as if I’d thrown back more creamy eggnog than Lance Bass in a Santa sex maze.
UPDATE: had to re-upload the audio, but it’s all good now babiesJustin Timberlake ft Beyonce - ‘End of Time’ (Brenmar mix). This is kind of amazing. And I’m playing with the new.myspace.com and it’s also kind of amazing. Justin Timberlake: unless Lance Bass does another tacky fucking thing, I may have found respect for you.
Sam Sparro - ‘Shades of Grey’ (via itdoesnmakesense) This is so beautiful I want a flower to grow in my absence as I cross the melting dunes into your heart. In this scenario I am also carrying an iguana that cried once. Too many reals, I think.
lobstar: THE ONLY RINGTONE YOU WILL EVER NEED.
absurdlakefront: The hottest hit of the fall.
I was waiting for this for all of the hot minutes. Get ready to hit the streets with your audio telephone and let it be known. You cannot take it, you cannot. Deuces.
Big Freedia - ‘Azz Everywhere’ DJ Rad Bromance staple (via clambistro) Most important song of our generation. While I wait silently on a rocky cliff by the lighthouse, I close my eyes and hear only this.
Mark Ronson & The Business Intl. - ‘You Gave Me Nothing’ (via thedjf) Yeah I’m old school and I sometimes put the ‘via’ link in there. So wat? Yeah I’m old school and sometimes I stick a piece of celery in my butt when I yodel, WHAT OF IT? Yeah - SO I’M OLD SCHOOL and once voted for cake as president of the elections. DO YOU EVEN BLAME ME??? DO U EVEN?
Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosarus - ‘Household Goods’ (via morefunthanbeingsad) T.E.E.D are what are keeping me from falling into a garbage pile of hangover today. Good work T.E.E.D. Good work.
Bon Jovi - ‘Please Come Home For Christmas’. Can’t promise this, but planning on downing a Sauvignon sometime this week while dancing in my man-panties. I know you’re thinking this is sad, but truth son, I can’t think of anything more fun, no homo. Is that how you use that phrase, guys?
Frank Ocean - ‘PDA’. YEAH OKAY - I GET IT. You’re waaaaay over all these Frank Ocean posts. SATURATION IS AT MAXIMUM - WHATEVER!! OKAY? This is so important you have no idea. Because as much as I love Channel Orange, this is my new Pyramids, this is some old school pop, AND I LOOOOVE IT. Hey, put your Frank in MY Ocean, amirite? DANCE INSTRUCTIONS: Take the tip of your butt cheeks and apply them forcefully to the exterior of a Burger King. Wipe in a Z formation while blinking rapidly. Repeat until the authorities are alerted.
chucksass: Frank Ocean - Forrest Gump
This is how you end an album, fuck this is how you make an album. 2012 is a good year for music. That said, I bet every tumblgay will have posted this song tomorrow.
chainletter2: This is really exciting (Steve you cannot shame me into not reblogging this). Also, I think that Frank Ocean coming out is teaching me that I’ve still got some screwed up ideas about gay love. It’s shocking to hear a man singing about heartbreak over another man in a mainstream hip hop song. I guess I just never believed that something like this would happen. Feelin’ real modern, you guys.
UNGHHHHHHH My feelings about this are so emotional (not uncommon) that I have been tearin up every day (not uncommon) after he released that album art. I just bought the album - the first time I’ve legally paid for a non-NZ artist in years (Split Enz & Ladyhawke being the last two). And I’ve never been happier. Just to clarify - I would have bought this album regardless of him announcing his sexuality (I had been hard-bonin for MANY TIMES for this album) - but it just makes it that much sweeter/heart-breaking when listening to songs like ‘Bad Religion’ (“It’s a bad religion / to be in love with someone / who could never love you”). Kudos to Frank for releasing something so fucking good, and so fucking honest, I’ll be wearing this album for many sun-drenched wines. I can’t imagine this really affecting the bigoted assholes out there, because it shouldn’t matter whether he likes peepees or front-bums, it should only matter that you close your eyes and HNGGGGGG for an hour.
…that said, I listened to his track “Songs for Women” for less than two seconds and screamed “NOOPPPPPEEEE”.
The Dream — ‘Yamaha’ (via blaaargh) This has been in my drafts FOREVER but in my loins FOREVER ALWAYS. DANCE INSTRUCTIONS: Super fast flapper poses while shimmying across a crime scene with a grin that says CAST ME IN ‘THE ARTIST 2: UGGIE IN DA HOOD’. Continue flapper dancing until the sun sets and somewhere a monkey in a top-hat cries.
Bananarama | Cruel Summer (via imwithkanye) If you’re worried about me being too fabulous, I just ate all the KFC in the Brooklyn area, and am now horizontal on my bed, in agony, not going to Pride. There is no joke. Only me.
