My daddy's in a coma.

Posts tagged "30 Rock"

Aug 28
Permalink
Wall Street 2: Death Bank
Colin, isn’t this actually a thing? With Shia LaBeouff in it? Did they consult Tracey Jordan?
Jul 24
Permalink
I can’t believe I’m dead. There was still so much on my bucket list. So many different buckets I wanted to own. Buckets!
— Tracy Jordan (via faucet)
May 20
Permalink
My love child tracked me down. I was shocked, scared, angry. Like a dog in a sidecar when it comes loose from the motorcycle.
May 03
Permalink
CHECK IT OUT. I bought 30 Rock S2 today and JB-Hi Fi gave me this SWEET free mug! (I asked if Kurt, who was with me at the time, could have one too so we can be like-a-bowse together. File reports and shit on Debras desk while sipping from the mug). Can you believe it? Today was SO full of win.JB-Hi-Fi is BANK.

CHECK IT OUT. I bought 30 Rock S2 today and JB-Hi Fi gave me this SWEET free mug! (I asked if Kurt, who was with me at the time, could have one too so we can be like-a-bowse together. File reports and shit on Debras desk while sipping from the mug). Can you believe it? Today was SO full of win.JB-Hi-Fi is BANK.

Apr 27
Permalink
Apr 19
Permalink
FINE, I’ll set aside my feud with Raven Symoné for one night.
— Jenna Maroney. 1969 - 2009
Mar 16
Permalink
Permalink
Mar 13
Permalink

JAG:

n. a person characterized by boorish behavior, selfishness, or flagrant stupidity. An irritating individual with no sense of a social filter and no realization of the implication of his actions; socially inept. “Yeah. I think he’s from the firm Date Rape, Cokington, Cheeseball and Jag”

Mar 01
Permalink
Sorry I dropped it while I was pretending it was my penis. ROBOT PENIS

Sorry I dropped it while I was pretending it was my penis. ROBOT PENIS

Dec 05
Permalink
Permalink
Make him chase the chunk
Jenna, for Enormé
Dec 03
Permalink
Blerg
— Liz Lemon + Me = 4EVA
Dec 01
Permalink
Hi I’m Becky, I hope we can eat outside. Giggle giggle. LIPSTICK.
— Becky / Tracy Jordan
Nov 30
Permalink
“I don’t really think it’s fair for me to be on a jury because I can read thoughts.” (via niki) So I am FINALLY up to speed on season 3 and OH MY GOD this was the best bit. More Star-wars-freak-Lemon PLEASE.

“I don’t really think it’s fair for me to be on a jury because I can read thoughts.” (via niki) So I am FINALLY up to speed on season 3 and OH MY GOD this was the best bit. More Star-wars-freak-Lemon PLEASE.