Extra firm hold

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Sun, 22 Nov 2009 20:42:07 +1300

Katy Perry’s Hot n Cold in Simlish. Various famous...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 20:38:00 +1300

Katy Perry’s Hot n Cold in Simlish. Various famous recording artists who, as part of a promotional campaign, have released a version of their songs in simlish. Recording artists who have cut tracks (and even videos) in simlish include:

The Black Eyed Peas
Lily Allen
BareNaked Ladies
Depeche Mode
The Flaming Lips
Pussycat Dolls
Natasha Bedingfield
Katy Perry
Pixie Lott

This both arouses me and scares me. Like when I used to get turned on by car accidents.

"Sal de muchen, frazzenrah!"

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 20:32:08 +1300

“Sal de muchen, frazzenrah!”

- Simlish

96% downloaded for 'Smiley Face'

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 20:28:49 +1300

If there’s anything that can fix a hangover, it’s Anna Faris’s face.

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Sun, 22 Nov 2009 18:46:14 +1300

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Sat, 21 Nov 2009 11:58:34 +1300

Madonna - ‘Santa Baby’. JEETH CHRIST THESE ALBUMS...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:24:34 +1300

Madonna - ‘Santa Baby’. JEETH CHRIST THESE ALBUMS ARE BRINGING BACK MEMORIES. It’s not Christmas without your mother drunk at the helm, while you twirl and jazz hand with your lemonade in a wine glass.

OH SWEET CUNNY DEW

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:53:00 +1300

I just downloaded all five of the ‘A Very Special Christmas’ album compilations. Feel free to walk away, slowly and backwards.

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Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:04:00 +1300

The Gay Animal Kingdom

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:35:00 +1300

The Gay Animal Kingdom:

A comparison of them and us (link via camchristopher)

How might homosexuality be good for us? Any concept of sexual selection that emphasizes the selfish propagation of genes and sperm won’t be able to account for the abundance of non-heterosexual sex. However, if one looks at homosexuality from the perspective of a community, one can begin to see why nature might foster a variety of sexual interactions. Gayness is a necessary side effect of getting along. Homosexuality evolved in tandem with vertebrate societies, in which a motley group of individuals has to either live together or die alone. In fact, Roughgarden even argues that homosexuality is a defining feature of advanced animal communities, which require communal bonds in order to function. “The more complex and sophisticated a social system is,” she writes, “the more likely it is to have homosexuality intermixed with heterosexuality.”

USN’T UT UNTRESTING - Survival being not just about pro-creation, but also the sense of togetherness and community. Her research is really great, but it would take a hell of a lot more convincing to get people to challenge, or at least ponder alternatives to Darwin’s theories. Looking at homosexuality as something other than just a fun past-time for horn-dogs, and examining the social benefits is a good start.

Tragic news tonight: 120 dead in a tidal wave in Kuala Lala...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:49:00 +1300

Tragic news tonight: 120 dead in a tidal wave in Kuala Lala pure, Kuala Lum…per… France.

Tina Turner - ‘Goldeneye’. Saeey rah-fleckSHUNSSSS...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:15:43 +1300

Tina Turner - ‘Goldeneye’. Saeey rah-fleckSHUNSSSS uuurrrnn durr wuuuurterrrrr.

"Police are seeking an arrest warrant for a man accused of hitting his wife after she asked to smell..."

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 21:31:00 +1300

“Police are seeking an arrest warrant for a man accused of hitting his wife after she asked to smell his penis to determine whether he was cheating with another woman”

- Article here (via theantipodeanhomo) My girl was there she witnessed. She had a camera phone, took pictures. You was on the danc-flo grindin’ wit a stripper ho named ‘diamond’ …LEMME SMELL YO DIIIICK!!

2burgers2fries2dietcokes: Picking between these three women as...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:48:00 +1300

2burgers2fries2dietcokes: Picking between these three women as to which is most hilarious, is like the ultimate Sophie’s Choice! (via masterblaster)

If you want to know who I am, really, deep down: look no further. Also, i’ve seen that wig on wiig before. She clearly knows how to please a gay man. Extra. Firm. Hold.

"I had my tests for TAFE. You were asked to communicate some form of metamorphosis, so, any kind of..."

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:47:35 +1300

“I had my tests for TAFE. You were asked to communicate some form of metamorphosis, so, any kind of change and relate it back to design somehow. So I did cocks”

- Dean

chuckmore: If you’ve got love for the #6 then I’ve got love for...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:44:00 +1300

chuckmore: If you’ve got love for the #6 then I’ve got love for you.

THERE IS NO OTHER. Would slaught’ some babby for a 6 right now

"Tis the season, Marge! We only get thirty sweet noggy days"

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:39:29 +1300

“Tis the season, Marge! We only get thirty sweet noggy days”

- ^_^

I just spent $30 on tree decorations

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:56:48 +1300

Phase 3 of rainbow happy Christmas tree faggot time is complete. I now have sapphire, light blue, aqua, green, forrest green, lime, pearl green, cream, white, and silver. Each ball slightly different in texture in and size. OH GOD IT BEGINS: DECORATIONS WREATHS CAKES TARTS CANDLES MARIAH CHAMPAGNE MORE CAKES MORE TARTS MORE MARIAHHHHHH ^_____^ VIOLENT CUNNY THRUSTS - CHRISTMAS JOY FOR ALL.

The Art of Tim Burton, a 434-page tome packed with more than...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:26:41 +1300

The Art of Tim Burton, a 434-page tome packed with more than 1,000 drawings, doodles, paintings and evocative concept art dating back to Burton’s teen years. Packaged in both limited-edition lithograph ($300) and standard hardcover ($70) versions

OH CHRIST. BUY HERE. Christmas is only DAYS away darlings!

Grey Gardens was rathergood.com!

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:07:00 +1300

I especially loved Drew Barrymore’s mouth and the most exquisite movements and vocalization it produced, the likes of which would make Jerri Blank proud. I will see every one of your movies Screw Barrywhore, even Charlies Angels 7: Angelz in da hood