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Very good at pretending to be a Pirate Hooker. Pretending.

salvationpretty:

The only other diva who could come close to pulling off the Divine Miss M’s futuristic military costume here is Beyonce, and now that I am thinking about it I really want her to cover this song and do a video with those weird dancing mimes that were on America’s Next Top Shorty that one time.

The chest bumps at the end were my signature move for years. OH INDUSTRY.

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