“ I’m not trying to be gross, but first time bottom sex is about as much of a gift as giving somebody a piglet; cute in theory, but squeely and disobedient in reality.”
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ducking-for-apples said:
Cute in theory, indeed.
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cyanimator said:
do people actually use that term?!?! that is fucking horrifying. my gift was bleeding like a stuck pig. REGIFT.
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