Suhdney Part 3: The spending

I tried REALLY hard to stick to the $1000 shopping budget I set, I mean I tried REALLY REALLY hard…. For like, five days. I may have gone a little bit overboard. But ONLY because I lost my phone AND my Karen Walker sunglasses, which I loved. Do you know how hard it is to get dick without a phone? Well it’s hard (heh, ‘hard’). So I haven’t replaced the phone yet, but pretty much filled every other void I could (heh). So the breakdown includes:

• Various t-shirts, including a hole covered Ksubi shirt (Sooo ‘Derelicte’)
• Patent leather electric blue shoes (the very ones that stimulate wife beaters)
• I like you: Hospitality under the influence by Amy Sedaris
• A brand new bowler hat
• Unisom sleep gels (HARD TO GET IN NZ)
• A silver fork necklace (to symbolize international fattery)
• A long, vest-like sleeveless Hoodie with laces dropping out all around it (also straight-angering)
• New, bigger, sharper looking sunglasses to replace the old ones
• A shiny new silver jacket
• Not pictured: A brand new black blazer - just darling and currently being dry-cleaned to get rid of the Sauvignon and Semen.

I think that’s everything…totalling approx $3,000…. ummm. The conversion rate was high?