Shop bitches unite

Remember the Zambeshe’s? Apparently my truly, deeply, OFFENSIVE bloggery fucked them off like you wouldn’t believe. So, today, on the front-page of Viva Magazine, I find the Zambeshe’s: “Are you being served? Shop assistants have feelings too”. No shit , it’s online too. (tumblr’s - picture is in post)

Too. Fuckin. Funny.

“Saintly patience is obviously on the requirement list for potential Zambesi employees, despite what local bloggers have been saying about them recently.”

Honestly, I didn’t say anything that offensive (Dean did). I can’t believe how seriously they take themselves. If you love the job you’re in then why would you be so insecure about it? Besides, I actually wasn’t mocking their jobs, I was mocking the way they talk. Babe.