Dean:
You haven't asked about my Halloween costume. ASK ME.
Me:
What is it?
Dean:
Sexy Reagan Mitchell
Me:
who?
Dean:
it's a white dressing gown cut down to mini skirt length, worn backwards, with pea soup on front and fake blood on back, with blood soaked ladies panties and a crucifix for mutilating my genitals
Me:
OH MY GOD - REAGAN FROM THE EXCORCIST? Wait, did you add 'sexy' in front of your costume name? 'SEXY' Reagan Mitchell?
Dean:
Instead of 'help me' which the Reagan within scratches on her belly, i'm going to write 'slam me'
