No homo.

You know, I had no idea that “no homo” was a disclaimer, like “I’m not gay/no homo, but…”. Colour me fagget when I found out I was wrong. I thought it was a response to extreme faggotry, like “down, boy”. Ie “RA-RA AH AH AAAAH - ROMA RO MAH MAH AAAHHHH GA-GA OOH-LA-LA” And then someone smacks the offending homosexual on the quiff and says: “NO HOMO”.