folkinz: Kristen Bell is the new Cristal Connors.

Kristen Bell will star as Christina Aguilera’s rival in “Burlesque,” Screen Gems’ musical drama being directed by Steve Antin.  “Burlesque” centers on the journey of an ambitious small-town girl (Aguilera) with a big-town voice who finds love and success in a Los Angeles neo-burlesque club. Bell will play Nikki, the loose-cannon lead dancer and main attraction at the club who spirals out of control when Aguilera’s character suddenly gets the spotlight. (via)

So they don’t overtly say that it’s a remake, but fuck my cock, it totally is. This is totally another cosmic sign telling me to rewatch Showgirls. STEP UP 2: THE STREETS. More importantly, when is Step Up 3-D out??? NEED ME SUM DANCE BATTLEZ, and storylines about realising your Tru Potential by mixing hip-hop musics and classical dance whilst coming to terms with your undeniable love for the guy who mops the dancefloor.