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All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That’s how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day.
The Joker in Batman: The Killing Joke by Alan Moore (via forwhenifeellikesharing) 4:47AM. Saturday morning. I was fucking annoyed that I hadn’t slept a full 8 hours, not just now, but the night before as well. Zero hours. Zero hours is how many I slept on Thursday night. I decided that since I was fucking awake, I should do something about the power shortage that had happened right before I went to bed at 10PM on a Friday night. At that point I realised I hadn’t eaten AT ALL on Friday. As someone who checks PorchettaSandwhiches.com daily, this is cause for alarm. I flipped all the switches on the circuit board, checked they were working, and climbed back into bed. What in the fuck could I possibly do to not go insane right now. The sanest thing seemed to be to imagine what a live action Pokemon Movie would look like. It worked (the strategy, not the movie, obviously. Rock monsters that get fucked up from a little water spritz? Pah-lease).

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