WINDOWS 7 SUBSCRIBE NOW TO CURRENT SUCCESS PLAN AND FUTURE SCIENCE.
AWFUL AWFUL AWFUL, and distinctly Microsoft. ALL OF THEIR ADS. Something eerie and unreal just oozes out of it’s shiny fucking non-pores. The people are humans, I can see that much. But they are NOT (See: SCIENCE). Like some kind of Weird Science/A.I. monstrosity that announces their engagement on Windows Live, dances in the living room with the ENTIRE family (Grandma et al). And listens to QUIRKY BEATZ.
All of it. Music, colours, sounds, hair styling all = puke. Real human-like puke.
AH! I’ve got some great news to announce, but I need to use my Windows Live Windows XP 9 Experience PC machine! Where’s the start up lever??
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