“ Touch me.” Diana leaned down slowly and brushed Rebecca’s bare stomach with her fingertips. It felt good. Like a penis. A soft, but sturdy penis that felt warm to the touch. In Rebecca’s mind, she suddenly felt like she was surrounded by penises. They were all around her, flopping all around and slapping her face. It was as if she were in a redwood forest of penises.”
Mr Garrison. South Park Season 4 Episode 6: Cherokee Hair Tampons (via jocksrule) I’m going to be doing a formal reading of this, on Saturday, at your local Jaxby’s.
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