“ DON’T: Refer to yourselves as “we.” If your partner smuggled blood diamonds across the border in his/her anal cavity, “we” wouldn’t be going to prison, would “we?” So don’t think for a second that “we” are pregnant or even that “we” are excited for the weekend.”
Heidi’s dating advice. (via 2burgers2fries2dietcokes)
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OMG “we are pregnant” is the most RIDICULOUS thing I have ever heard a person utter.
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IMPOSSIBLE to translate to French!
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scarletttakesa said:
It was actually supposed to say WEekend. And Yerx/Zack are allowed to say it as long as they do it while raptor-breathing into each other’s ears.
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cyanimator said:
“we are pregnant” drives me mental. until the dude carries a rapidly growing tumor inside of them for 9+ months that gives them hemroids, leaky boobs and fat ankles, and then squeezes said tumor out their penis hole, it ain’t “we”.
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fggtlibrarian said:
can’t wait to move into *our* apartment though…
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