Me:
OH, wait, HI - um.. crap.. I think I lost my locker key. Shit, I had it like two seconds ago
Gym manager:
I'll go check the locker room, you look around the gym
Me:
Um, no - that doesn't make sense I JUST unlocked my locker, got my stuff and walked over here. There's no way I lost it, in like, TWENTY STEPS.
Gym Manager:
Oh, ah OK. Well i'll go look anyway.
*I search around all the equipment, dumbfounded as I KNOW I had the key in my hand two seconds ago*
Gym Manager:
The locker rooms are empty, bud
Me:
WHAT? That's IMPOSSIBLE?? *Begins to re-enact scene*: I UNLOCKED THE LOCKER, PUT MY JACKET ON...*As I take the jacket off, to dramatically put back on, the key drops from my stomach area and falls on the floor*
Manager, staring at the floor, barely hiding a huge fucking grin:
YAAAAAAAAY
