My daddy's in a coma.
Jun 15
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Slutz

  • Guy: Hey, how are you?
  • Me: Heya, good thanks
  • Guy: I’m coming back to New Zealand in September, I was wondering if you wanted to meet up for a coffee
  • Me: Yeah sure
  • Guy: Are you still single?
  • Me: No, but i’d still like to meet up for a friendly coffee
  • Guy: *___ has signed off*