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“ Groupon is an awesome way to find bargains…and men. Here’s how: the site sends people different deals based on their profiles. So if you create a Groupon account for a 28 year old male, you’ll get daily e-mails with the lowdown on all the fun, cheap, and (most important) guy-filled events happening in your area.
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thewhitesade: A few choice excerpts from Cosmopolitan’s “Where to Meet Your Future Boyfriend”. This is straight up CRAZY. This is a Kate Hudson movie right? FUCKING HELL COSMO. I mean, can’t they just strip out all the written pieces and just have hot nood guy pix? I mean, that’s all we read it for amirite ladies? (and the fucked up ‘doctor advice’: “My labia iz like 6inches long- am I ~normal~???”)
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    A few choice excerpts from Cosmopolitan’s “Where...Meet Your Future Boyfriend”. This is...
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    that first quote.
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  9. cheeryfantasies said: This is like a tutorial on how to be a desperate creep.