Extra firm hold

GPOYW

Cookie girl

My dearest sweet
With your bucket of dough
You smell fantastic

FOURTEEN DOLLARS! HERE!
I‘m sorry I grabbed you
Probably bruised you

Cookie girl’s cookies
That fine Cookie Time brand
Time 2 rape

Sweet bountiful pleasure
1 kilo of chocolate chip
Gone by tomorrow morn

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Lady Gaga - ‘Bad Romance’ (ChewFu mix) OH HEY LET’S TAKE SOME E AND THEN FGGT

JULIE AND JULIA STARRING MERYL STREEP OR SOME SHIT

“ Share this with your friends!

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SEE THIS. HONEY, NO. I don’t want to ‘share’ your accounting website / corporate printing services / Beer advertisement with my friends. Stop trying to make ‘share’ happen - it’s not going to happen.

FACT: NOTHING is ever "too eighties"

Every day of my life there is not enough eighties. People walking around with flat hair, cold ankles and not NEARLY enough feather in a firm hold. *shakes head* “this is not enough eighties”.

(via planettampon) This was the logo for Extra Firm Hold for a while. Too gay?

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Róisín Murphy - ‘Orally Fixated’. (Via niki) !!! SHIT SON. Can we just talk about this for second??? Because I don’t even know what a Lady Gaga IS anymore.

» HOT FAT POWER BOTTOM LOOKING FOR ROUGH 40KG BRISBANE GAY, BDSM, CHEST HAIR A ++++. BLOWJOBBY DRUNK. NO FATTIES OR FEMMES. WILL TRADE ANAL FOR SCOTCH. SAILOR MOON ROLE PLAY+

(via dnallbrttn) <— This guy is DRUNK. But i’m serious when I say: SAILOR MARS.

(via: doinwork & prettiestgirl) UM – PACKAGING BONER. How does such an awesomely simple burger brand have such a shit-fest of a website. HEY BUSINESS LADY – Call me, I’ll give you a real good internet websites. Meanwhile, my labia is gnawing it’s way through panty-town to pop a squat on one of those boigers. CANADA A-HOY! Sploshing with funnel cake in the mean time.

Never change.

SERIOUSLY AMERICA

Who the fuck are Jon and Kate Gosselyn??? Why are they famous? I see them on magazines and E news. They had a reality show? About having eight kids? Was that it? SERIOUSLY? Why are they so famous? GET A JOBS

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Cartman - ‘Pokerface’. I was looking e’rywhere for the mp3 of this. Wedding song!

“ At the end of the day, I’m sorry for what I did, whatever it is

— Chris Brown