GPOYW

My dearest sweet
With your bucket of dough
You smell fantastic
FOURTEEN DOLLARS! HERE!
I‘m sorry I grabbed you
Probably bruised you
Cookie girl’s cookies
That fine Cookie Time brand
Time 2 rape
Sweet bountiful pleasure
1 kilo of chocolate chip
Gone by tomorrow morn
Lady Gaga - ‘Bad Romance’ (ChewFu mix) OH HEY LET’S TAKE SOME E AND THEN FGGT
Every day of my life there is not enough eighties. People walking around with flat hair, cold ankles and not NEARLY enough feather in a firm hold. *shakes head* “this is not enough eighties”.
(via planettampon) This was the logo for Extra Firm Hold for a while. Too gay?
(via dnallbrttn) <— This guy is DRUNK. But i’m serious when I say: SAILOR MARS.
(via: doinwork & prettiestgirl) UM – PACKAGING BONER. How does such an awesomely simple burger brand have such a shit-fest of a website. HEY BUSINESS LADY – Call me, I’ll give you a real good internet websites. Meanwhile, my labia is gnawing it’s way through panty-town to pop a squat on one of those boigers. CANADA A-HOY! Sploshing with funnel cake in the mean time.
Who the fuck are Jon and Kate Gosselyn??? Why are they famous? I see them on magazines and E news. They had a reality show? About having eight kids? Was that it? SERIOUSLY? Why are they so famous? GET A JOBS
