Early Buzz: ‘Prometheus’ (Spoiler free) -
Alex Billington (?@firstshowing): I just saw ?#Prometheus? last night – it was AWESOME. Loved it. Truly breathtaking, incredible, spectacular, thrilling sci-fi at its best. There’s a lot of freaky, disgusting, tense moments, but not outright ‘scare the shit out of me’ personally. You’ll dig.
Evan Dickson: So I can’t run a review just yet – but I can say that PROMETHEUS is really good. It’s simultaneously what you’re expecting and not what you’re expecting. Has some great moments. And not everything has been spoiled by the trailers. Still a bunch of surprises. It also requires you to engage and think along with it – you have to participate, which I like. My review is still under embargo and I might wait until tomorrow after I’ve seen the film again to write it. But I was not disappointed.
My vagina is pulsating like a Jiffy Pop bag in it’s final moments, about to forgo crowning, and tear directly out of me in parasitic excitement. A bloody explosion of tantric anticipation, leaving me fully immersed in residual birthing feces, with no fucks to give. Release all Prometheus’s now, or pay the price (googly eyes and glitter all over your belongings).
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I am literally locked into a position where I need to go out to a discothèque tonight and I cannot, cannot psychologically harmonise this. I’m trying CIARA - WORK, but letsbehonest, the most positive outcome would just be me thrusting at the garbage bin by the bar. Why can I not just The Nanny for 18 more years?
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thedamnpurplepillows asked: Not to be weird and complimentary or anything, but you need to post more often. I'm quite tired of going to other peoples' pages.
OK THE ALEXIS MATEO JIG IS UP: JES - I post muchos lessos than I used to. But that’s because I have ‘PROBLEMOS’. Namely: I hate my job, I hate my career, and I have no jokes coming out of my face at this point. I once said something witty about ‘Dancing With The Stars’ contestant J.R. Martinez, but that was when ‘Dancing With The Stars’ was on television. (It was pretty good/awful mean tho. Here it is. It was literally 6 months ago)
SWINTON > Hypnotoad
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“If somebody ever asks you to do something, do it really bad so you never have to do it again.” — Paris Hilton (via thedjf) I was asked to water plants yesterday so I just sprayed water out on to the deck, missing all flora completely by 100%.
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Lady Comics: Who Needs Late Night? We’ve Got Tumblr -
storyboard: If you ask a female comedian how social media has impacted her professional life, she will likely respond like Elaine Carroll. “Social media has made my career,” says Carroll, the 30-year-old creator of the Very Mary Kate web series, a spoof of Mary Kate Olsen’s glam life in New York.
Remember just a few years back, when comedians (of any gender) relentlessly chased guest spots at the feet of David Letterman and Jay Leno? Getting a gig on late night was the ultimate career boost, but women comedians had to fight through the prejudices both professional (like infamously misogynist Letterman booker Eddie Brill) and cultural (let’s all try to forget that Christopher Hitchens essay).
But the level playing field of Twitter, Facebook, and Tumblr means no one gets between ambitious talent and a potentially receptive audience. All it takes is perseverance, ability, skill, and infinite patience. Read more.
First of all - I am in love with this Tumblr design. Second of all: it is AWESOME that Amy Poehler is willing to help out other up and comers. Thirdly: there are no flavored potato chips - only plain flavor. Do not, DO NOT try and sell me ‘chicken’ flavor, because I will Problem Child 2 all over your face. This has nothing to do with lady-comics, but still pretty important because people are still bringing chicken flavored chips to parties and it needs to stop.
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gurl imma have to call you back
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