December 2010
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Last night I went on THREE dates
Obviously I have been watching too much of ‘The Nanny’. I actually forgot that I had promised three guys to see them that night (I made these promises a week ago - ease up already!) I managed to condense all three dates into the space of four hours. I had two dinners, and five glasses of wine, and spent $50 on cabs across the city. Was it a success? Well if you call being in bed by 1am...
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“Some people say “go to India to find yourself”. I know who I am, I...”
– ‘An Idiot Abroad’.
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Whitney Houston vs. Robyn vs. La Roux vs. Taylor... →
‘I Wanna Bulletproof Dancer’ (via ohrohin / Popjustice) I could do without the Swift, but whatever. I’m making this a link, and not embedding the video, because I don’t want to stop you from getting the dishes done (tumble). Have it on in the background while you clean - a spoonful of faggot helps the medicine go down!
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Whitney Houston vs. Robyn vs. La Roux vs. Taylor... →
‘I Wanna Bulletproof Dancer’ (via ohrohin / Popjustice) I could do without the Swift, but whatever. I’m making this a link, and not embedding the video, because I don’t want to stop you from getting the dishes done (tumble). Have it on in the background while you clean - a spoonful of faggot helps the medicine go down!
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Currently writing horoscopes
(I know right! So much fun) But it’s beginning to dawn on me, that most starsigns are… rather nice? And it’s only really Leo’s (me) that are jerks? “Pompous and patronizing, bossy and interfering, dogmatic and intolerant, self centered and showoffs.” - I always thought Scorpios were worse??? …Such a Leo thing to say *flips hair*.
“Some people say “go to India to find yourself”. I know who I am, I...”
– ‘An Idiot Abroad’.
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“The moment when you realize that big gulp of water that you drank to quench your...”
– Never Forgets. That’s my favourite part of Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood!
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Spiderman actor "walking again" →
As the stunt man’s condition improves, Tierney’s father tells the Associated Press that the injured aerialist can’t wait to return to his role. While Tierney, 31, recovers from his injuries — including four broken ribs, a hairline skull fracture, a bruised lung, cracks in three lumbar vertebrae, broken bones below the elbow, and internal bleeding — he is spending...
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“Why don’t you just start with something light, you know, like um -...”
– The Kate Winslet episode of Extras is on RIGHT NOW. Bless.
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Last night, during my Christmas tradition of ‘the drinking of these wines’, I attempted to make Pumpkin Pie - the one I make every year. And somehow I forgot THREE core ingredients. It’s still edible, but it’s not perfect. It NEEDS the amaretto cookies crumbled on top with chopped pecans. I had FAILED. FAILED. All I wanted was to bake a perfect cake for daddy to show him...
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Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal
Johnny: Hold it right there!
Susie: It's me, Johnny.
Johnny: I knew it was you. I could smell ya gettin' off the elevator!
Susie: It's gardenias, Johnny. Your favorite.
Johnny: You was here last night too, wasn't ya?
Susie: I was singin' at the Blue Monkey last night.
Johnny: You was here...and you was smoochin' with my brother!
Susie: That's a dirty, rotten lie, Johnny.
Johnny: Don't gimme that. You been smoochin' with everybody! Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff... I could go on forever, baby!
Susie: You've got me all wrong!
Johnny: All right. I believe ya. But my Tommy Gun don't!
Susie: Johnny! You're the only duck in my pond!
Johnny: Get down on your knees and tell me ya love me.
Susie: Baby! I'm over the moon for ya!
Johnny: Ya gotta do better than that!
Susie: If my love was an ocean, Lindy'd have to take 2 airplanes to get across it!
Johnny: Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe ya. That's why I'm gonna let ya go. I'm gonna give ya 'til the count of 3 to get your lousy, lyin', low-down 4-flushin' carcass out my door! 1... 2...
(Johnny shoots Susie while laughing maniacally)
Johnny: 3! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal. And a Happy New Year.
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“One of the members of All Saints goes by the name Shaznay.”
– Wasting Idle Days. I feel like the only reason I would move to the U.K is to embrace chav culture. I mean, track pants! Obviously…
Wendy Williams: You don't have any tattoos?
Kim Kardashian: Honey, would you put a bumper sticker on a Bentley?
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“National Party PM Robert Muldoon described Jenny Shipley as”…A front...”
– Wikileaks! U.S. review of NZ’s first female Prime-Minister.
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Disappointing: Wikileaks hasn't surfaced anything...
Everyone was worried it’d reveal tensions with the U.S over NZ’s anti-nuclear stance, but interestingly all the cables are what we know anyway. I suppose I do like this, but where are the scandals? NOTHING. Stupid placid, ‘nice’, country. YAWN - what has AUSTRALIA’s cables revealed? It better be Nick Riewoldt’s penis.
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Disappointing: Wikileaks hasn't surfaced anything...
Everyone was worried it’d reveal tensions with the U.S over NZ’s anti-nuclear stance, but interestingly all the cables are what we know anyway. I suppose I do like this, but where are the scandals? NOTHING. Stupid placid, ‘nice’, country. YAWN - what has AUSTRALIA’s cables revealed? It better be Nick Riewoldt’s penis.
Wendy Williams: You don't have any tattoos?
Kim Kardashian: Honey, would you put a bumper sticker on a Bentley?
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First of all:
I think the success of any gay club night is the measure of it’s music. And when they pump out Five’s ‘If Ya Gettin Down’ - I am slut on the dance floor. Second of all, mandatory white dress code? And on the rooftop of a city building? UNGH, I just wish I’d had some drugs to recreate the third act of Party Girl and get called out as the trash of the party. But then...
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“One of the members of All Saints goes by the name Shaznay.”
– Wasting Idle Days. I feel like the only reason I would move to the U.K is to embrace chav culture. I mean, track pants! Obviously…
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Christmas is looking slim this year...
I hope my brother enjoys his present: a copy of ‘Bubba Ho-tep’ on VHS
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YOUR MOVE, CAT
So cat was being a total psycho when I got home, running all over the apartment, trying to win my affections before darting away. And eventually trying to hump the dryer. This behaviour is unacceptable in this house, so I figured, TWO CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME, CAT. I decided to walk around the apartment completely backwards, and attempt to talk backwards in a monotonous voice. This did not seem to...
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“so celebrating all body types doesn’t matter? right? If you ask me..that...”
– Dear HuskyBritFan92, WHAT? This isn’t a Britney Spears concert, this is KYLIE MINOGUE. Case in point, I had to lose 20 kilos just to ATTEND her ‘X’ tour. My cat didn’t recognize me for two weeks - it was so sad.
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liberlegis asked: Does this make you wet up?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NzyaXf0KjA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NzyaXf0KjA
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INXS - ‘I need you Tonight’. Tru-Fax:...
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