January 2012
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7 Months ago...
Interviewer: Had you written anything before?
Kristen Wiig: No! Me and Annie just picked up a book on 'how to write a screenplay' and sat down with a bottle of wine!
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WINDOWS 7 SUBSCRIBE NOW TO CURRENT SUCCESS PLAN...
AWFUL AWFUL AWFUL, and distinctly Microsoft. ALL OF THEIR ADS. Something eerie and unreal just oozes out of it’s shiny fucking non-pores. The people, are humans I can see that much. But they are NOT (See: SCIENCE). Like some kind of Weird Science/A.I. monstrosity that announces their engagement on Windows Live, dances in the living room with the ENTIRE family (Grandma et al). And listens to...
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WatchWon. themorallycorruptfayeresnick, you have won.
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COMIC BOOK SITE NAMES TOP 10 WORST SUPERHERO...
Hugh Jackman as Wolverine: ???? Nowhere near as scary as Nathan Fillion could have beeeeen!??
Ryan Reynolds as Hal Jordan: Should totally have been Nathan Fillion!!!
Uncharted’s Nathan Drake: The ONLY actor I could imagine in this would be Nathan Fillion. IF HE DOESN’T DO IT I’LL KILL MYSELF
Samuel L Jackson as Nick Fury: Either David Hasslehoff or Nathan Fillion FOR...
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Fake Jan Brady →
Everything about this website is PERFECTION.
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MYSPACE
I just logged into my Myspace account for the first time in three years, and found the last message posted on my wall by a ‘friend’ named Geri Reischl: ‘MARSHALL!!! I apologize! I am one day late wishing you a “Happy Birthday” ~Geri~’.
Who THE FUCK is Geri Reischl, I thought??? I googled the name and came up with a Wikipedia page (I did this yesterday...
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“Touch me.” Diana leaned down slowly and brushed Rebecca’s bare stomach with her...”
– Mr Garrison. South Park Season 4 Episode 6: Cherokee Hair Tampons (via jocksrule) I’m going to be doing a formal reading of this, on Saturday, at your local Jaxby’s.
Anonymous asked: Actually Malin Akerman replaced Lindsay Lohan in 'Inferno' the Linda Lovelace story. 'Lovelace' the Linda Lovelace story is another production about the Deep Throat actress and Peter Skarsgaard looks like the one dude who didn't get a career out of That 70's Show.
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Just saw Drake at the ATM...
Was gettin’ some cash out on Bloor and Bay, and he fucking SWAGGERS up to the ATM. There’s no one around but me and Alan, two fags, while he is giving ALL FACE. To get cash out. Two fags. The only audience. We turn to leave and brush past him on the way out. His bodyguard is right behind him and almost effing knocks us down as we walk away. Later I said “I’m going to write...
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“DON’T: Refer to yourselves as “we.” If your partner smuggled blood diamonds...”
– Heidi’s dating advice. (via 2burgers2fries2dietcokes)
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Spice Girls London 2012 Olympics performance is a... →
Asked by Star magazine whether the Spice Girls would make an appearance at the Olympics, Mel B replied: “I would never say never. I think it’s possible. I’d love it if we got back together and got to go on tour.” However, the performer confessed that they are all currently busy working on a musical about the girl group’s successful career. (via ohrohin)
A SPICE...
WatchI would fuck the person/robot that made this RIGHT NOW. With my any body part.
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SHIT NOONE SAYS
It’s just like, not even
PARADIGM SHIFT!
I’m really into Johnny Hates Jazz right now
I think about a third of it is parasites?
Vanquish!
Vanquuuiiiiish
Did you vanquish?
I know you didn’t vanquish! (brb)
It’s just a really difficult moment for my cervix?
HALLE BERRY! HAHAHAHAHAHA
ROFLMONSTER
LMAUT
JJJJKHL
Is this sauerkraut a carb? Where are my belongings?
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MY IPHONE ISN'T WORKING???
SIRI: WHAT’S THE DATE? (PLEASE RESPOND IN SONG)
SIRI: WHO WON ‘CUPCAKE WARS’?
SIRI: WHEN DOES DAD GET OUT OF PRISON?
SIRI: WHO WOULD YOU DAN RATHER SEX JOKE?
SIRI: AM I GAY IF I DVR ‘PRINCESS’ AND THEN I’M NAKED?
SIRI: HOW WILL BLOCKBUSTER STILL ‘GET ME’?
SIRI: SHOW ME PICTURES OF GORDON RAMSAY PAINTED ON A JET
CIARA: WHY ARE YOU NOT MORE...
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You know...
I don’t really feel like exercising today… perhaps instead I’ll GO SPEND $27 ON LUNCH ALONE AND DRINK, THEN BUY A 1.5L BOTTLE OF ‘HOUSE WINE,’ GO HOME, EAT A TUB OF ICE-CREAM, BAKE HERSHEY’S COOKIES AND LOOK AT THE COVER OF ‘THE SOUTH BEACH DIET’ FOR 20 MINUTES ALL BEFORE 5PM ON A MONDAY. Are these Adele lyrics? I am Adele now.
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Half of gay men “would die a year early” for the... →
A study released today says 48% of gay men would sacrifice a year or more of their lives up in exchange for their perfect body. The research also said 10% of gay men would agree to die more than 11 years earlier if they could have their ideal body now. Nine in ten gay men admit they enforce “unrealistic” images of lean and muscular men in conversation… read more
Chase Whiteside: “If...
Anonymous asked: Do you follow the occupywallstreet movement?
Anonymous asked: ugh youre beautiful
Anonymous asked: Are you gay, bi, or straight?
Anonymous asked: You are so attractive its crazy. And to think, you have a sexy Australian accent! AND you are funny! OMG I came.
forestgypsies asked: where are you from?
2011 in Facebook likes:
Portlandia (TV show)
I Wanna Have Your Baby (Web series, amaze)
The Second City Network (Serious learning place)
A Bitch Called Wanda (Fake porno movie name)
Batman: Arkham City (serious gaming business)
Debi Mazar (Actress / Goddess / lady-man)
Tavern on Jane (Fooderie, Chelsea, NYC)
Elizabeth Berkley (Actress / Director)
Manila Luzon / Raja Gemini (dual winners, RPDR, IMHO)
Sidney...
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