2008

Oct

In case you were wondering what Grace Jones...
Oct 7th
Oct 6th
“There was this one girl in my college basketball team, she...”
— Tina Fey’s Sarah Palin
Oct 6th
FELLATIO KILLS
Oct 6th
“Claaaaaaaarrrrrrk”
Oct 6th

Oh yeah, The House Bunny...

An amazing piece of modern cinema. But why didn’t Beverly D’Angelo get her tits out? Oh...
Oct 6th
I went to the video store yesterday to rent ‘Deep Blue...
Oct 6th
“BANTER”
— Tracey Jordan
Oct 6th

OH THANK ALLAH

There’s a McDonalds in Dahab.
Oct 5th
This is what I did this weekend. “Rio! You saved me!...
Oct 5th

I find it sad, and almost funny in a...

..that y’all are close to repeating those eight years of hell. Buck up and fuck back America.
Oct 3rd
Warch Watch
Stacey Q - ‘Two of Hearts’. I assume you ALL have listened to, and now subsequently...
Oct 3rd

Why didn't anyone tell me I had soy...

Fuck man, pick up yo’ face.
Oct 2nd
Such a little trooper.
Oct 2nd
Listen Listen
Elke - ‘The Melt’. So I’m giving a site a summer makeover at the moment, with lots...
Oct 1st

Marshall goes to Egypt

And Jordan! and Morocco! And San Francisco! And Disneyland! That’s right, I have finally...
Oct 1st
“Oh Melissa? Your face is on the phone, soccer practice is...”
— Jenna’s gay entourage
Oct 1st
Hey Bandwagon Pete, this is creepy: I was SECONDS away from...
Oct 1st
Get ready for five-story high Transformers
Oct 1st

Sep

My new favourite website!
Sep 30th

So Facebook updates it's login page to...

…and it’s hot, like the rest of the redesign. Admit it. Go on, log out to see…
Sep 30th
The real Gummi de Milo, “…ze rarest gummi of...
Sep 30th

The Pavlova: From Australia or New...

Who cares because IT’S SO EFFING TASTY IRREGARDLESS, GET INSIDE ME YOU FAT FUCKIN CAKE. Oh...
Sep 30th
“What’s the point in watching a Clive Owen movie, if he...”
— I’m watching...
Sep 30th
When I first saw this as a kid, I didn’t register that...
Sep 30th

Operation Drop Dumbo Part Deux: Body for...

Welcome y’all! So remember a few months ago where I entered a challenge with myself to lose 10...
Sep 29th

Standing next to pretty girls makes me...

Sep 29th
I LOVE IT when girls dress like slutz for Hallowseve....
Sep 28th
Warch Watch
SNL hardly has to do anything to parody Sarah Palin - as most of the lines even seem directly...
Sep 28th
(Via: bluecoat) So. Soon.
Sep 28th

THIS IS WHY I CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

Remember when I lost my car keys MONTHS AGO while running? Or when I lost my third phone this year,...
Sep 28th
CAMP IT UP BABES
Sep 28th

Passed out drunk watching 'Little Shop...

WILD CHILD.
Sep 28th
Warch Watch
FGGT QUEEN KYLIE - “The one”. So everyone was pretty feh about X. But I loved it....
Sep 27th

Imagine if YOUR kid wanted to go see...

I would die. I would just die.
Sep 26th
Sep 25th
Listen Listen
Stars on 33 - “I Feel Music in Your Heart”. This is shit is hothothot Blayar.
Sep 25th
So a guy got STABBED in the alley behind my...
Sep 25th
“Heya, I left my studded leather gloves at your place last...”
— Things I thought I would never...
Sep 24th

Short Circut 3: Pigs in Space

So we finally got Wall-E last week, and like every other film I managed to avoid all reviews, plot...
Sep 24th
For Jaime: ‘One armed mermaid that’s part...
Sep 24th

UGH, I totally forgot Peaches was...

I didn’t get tickets anyway, and you know what? I kinda don’t give a shit.
Sep 24th
“…but if you can’t take my fakery then kiss my...”
— The actual final words to...
Sep 24th
Sep 24th
“I thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence...”
— Sorry bout the L.C quip Tina,...
Sep 22nd

You're my girl, T, and I love you...

but is it still an Emmy if it’s given to you by Lauren Conrad?
Sep 22nd
Warch Watch
Tina Fey & Amy Poehler presenting at the Emmys. Did y’all see them? THERE WAS ROFLING. I...
Sep 22nd

WATCHING JAWS: THE REVENGE

AMAZING. The psychic scenes are THE MOST.
Sep 20th
Sep 20th

Brotherly love 2: Straight fo DVD

Mason: Do you still have that Will Ferrell SNL DVD?
Me: Yes
Mason: Is it burnable?
Me: I don't think so
Mason: Can I borrow it?
Me: Yes
Mason: Wanna make out?
Me: No.
Sep 20th

Ways to vastly improve your hangover...

Switch the TV off.
Sep 20th
“When did Celine stop pounding her chest?”
— Good question. Rosie, you can...
Sep 20th
“Booo, you whore”
Sep 19th
“Just looping footage of me bent over, clenching and...”
— Niki’s idea for the new...
Sep 19th

Hey cunny fart who keeps changing the...

In this office - it is a dictatorship. Pull your fuckin head in and get over it? It was one Pussycat...
Sep 19th
“Your Gameboy is gone. It’s at the bottom of the...”
— Yeaaaargh. Yeeeargh.
Sep 18th
Y’ALL KNOW POLEYS ARE MY FAVOURITE ANIMAL OF ALL TIME...
Sep 18th
Listen Listen
‘Another Way To Die’ - Jack White & Alicia Keys - Quantum of Solace Opening Song....
Sep 18th

STOP

Playing with my perineuuuuum
Sep 18th
“This chair be high, says I”
— Ye-aaargh. Happy...
Sep 18th

TEH GHEY

So I went to Sohomo last night – yeah I caved. I missed Josephs set by like TWO MILLESECONDS. He...
Sep 18th
Sep 18th
“I would go gay for extrafirmhold.”
— Jake Cleland. MISSION...
Sep 18th
Listen Listen
‘For Our Elegant Castle’ - Of Montreal. So I’ve had ONE glass of wine, and Melinda...
Sep 18th
Lego Eleanor Zissou
Sep 18th
“I saw Lady Gaga at Astoria on Saturday. She stage dived...”
— I am WELL jealous of all the...
Sep 17th
World - when in doubt, just put crystals on it.
Sep 17th
“Wen ma bottow pop”
— Shitzlinger get wet.
Sep 17th

DEAR UNDERPANTS DESIGNERS

Here is a design breakthrough for you: PUT THE LABELS ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE PANTS. That way I won’t...
Sep 16th

Why the world needs Superman

Superman Returns is on TV right now, and I just thought y’all should know how much I love it....
Sep 16th
Listen Listen
So I finally thought of a theme song for when I do presentations. The Pokémon theme song.
Sep 16th
“Buuuuwaaah bwuuuuuwaaaaaah”
— imitating a cat puking
Sep 15th
Is this for realz? This is apparently Long Haul, fueling...
Sep 14th

I bought that 'Body for Life' book

Currently reading it with a delicious peice of chocolate cake.
Sep 14th
Sep 13th
“Don’t worry, honey. Everything’s fine....”
— Laura Brown. I just baked a...
Sep 13th
Listen to 'Crush' by Jennifer Paige
Sep 12th

It's NZ Fashion week next week

And to promote it they have put real models in glass cages outside malls. SHAME.
Sep 11th
Warch Watch
justinjustin: “There was a segment on the news about these amazing little bastards. And I...
Sep 10th
“Newsflash Babar: NO”
— Blair fights off the emails...
Sep 10th

I bought a new toothbrush yesterday

It’s pretty much the best thing I’ve ever done. Everything’s comin’ up...
Sep 10th
Listen Listen
Ladyhawke album medley (Via: bobloblawslawblog) uuuuuuuugh, this album could not come soonerrrrr....
Sep 9th
Sep 9th
“Thought that was pretty fuckin’ funny didn’t...”
— Elle, babe, I think the same...
Sep 9th
Hi-ReS! create their own internet
Sep 9th
Listen Listen
Housse de Racket -‘Oh Yeah’ (Gonzales Remix). Brought to my attention by the lovely...
Sep 8th
“Like that one chip is gonna make a difference…...
Sep 7th

Ever eaten Maori bread?

You get flour, milk, a pinch of salt, roll it into a doughy sausage, cut it into scone shapes and...
Sep 7th
“You’ve got me?! Who’s got you?”
— Lois Lane
Sep 7th
Old Shortland Street screencaps! So much faggotry!
Sep 7th
“I don’t think asexuals have a dress code… but if...”
— Ghey battles, tranny bashing,...
Sep 7th

Oh man the Mummy Returns has some shit...

Sep 6th

DEAR FAGGOTS

CAN YOU DIE PLZ? What kind of a dirty, FILTHY creature finds a phone in a bar and decides to keep it...
Sep 6th
(via forwhenIfeellikefagging) I said aim for my tits.
Sep 5th
Listen Listen
Annie - ‘Song Reminds Me Of You’. “270% of your daily intake of Faggotonium. Fine...
Sep 5th
“Incredible is the worst Madonna song, I hate it.”
— 
Sep 5th
www.thedailyplate.com/nutrition-calories/food/...
Sep 5th
Sep 4th
Listen Listen
No Kids - ‘The Beaches Are Closed’ (via: cameronr)
Sep 4th
Pussycat doll or tranny?
Sep 4th
“Gael is so fine, I’d suck a fart out of his ass.”
— Blair, Jesus, you sick fuck....
Sep 4th
Warch Watch
Limahl - ‘The never ending story’. “try to deny the lump in your throat when...
Sep 4th
“Most people get involved by volunteering their time etc -...”
— Hipster Runnoff
Sep 3rd
Sep 3rd
“Kevin, you are SUCH a DISEASE!”
— The number one christmas movie...
Sep 3rd

Google Chrome

I’m gonna take it out behind the middle school and get it pregnant.
Sep 2nd
Sep 2nd

EMOTIONZ

Things are pretty shit right now. I need to do my taxes I have a design competition to finish I...
Sep 2nd
Listen Listen
En Vogue - ‘What’s it gonna be’. I’m having a bad day right? So this can...
Sep 2nd
“Brian is still pitching our TV show to TVNZ”
— OMG LOL, I totally forgot...
Sep 2nd
Warch Watch
Dean’s friend Cassie auditioning for Australian Idol, 2004. Yes, she is taking the piss. Her...
Sep 2nd

I would rather burn alive than do...

Sep 1st

Aug

(Via cameronr)
Aug 31st
Hooray! I finally finished redesigning ‘Name that...
Aug 31st
“K thx bye”
— Me, post orgasm
Aug 30th
(via A Tansgendered person)
Aug 29th
“The reason we’re looking at you like that is because we’re...”
— The straight man’s guide to...
Aug 28th

So I might go to Syria

Thoughts?
Aug 28th
Warch Watch
Sam Sparro - ’21st Century Life’. Hoooa, FGGT Fashionz, whatta gaybo
Aug 28th
Faggot Minogue finally comes to NZ
Aug 27th
“I gotta fictitious Sid Vicious doing all my dirty dishes”
— Peaches rules the office...
Aug 27th
THIS is what babies are for. DRESS-UP. My mother used to put...
Aug 27th

This week I am grateful for:

The realease of Baby Mama, and getting my drink on, fingers crossed, with sexy results.
Aug 27th
Listen Listen
Lykke Li - “I’m good i’m gone” (Metronomy remix) Bangin’ remixes guys....
Aug 26th
Aug 26th
“My parents thought they were being Punk’d. Which was a big...”
— Margaret Cho, The Cho Show...
Aug 25th
Listen Listen
“House Jam” by Gang Gang Dance (via britticisms) YES YES YES. HEART. Like, what is it? Do I want to...
Aug 25th

I would make the BEST crack addict

Spotless apartment and baked goods 24/7. I love you Coldrex.
Aug 25th
BTW YOU GUYS - I totally forgot to mention how awesome/camp...
Aug 25th
Why is there still no release date for this movie? I have...
Aug 24th

Do I look like a coke whore?

I think I do. Because pharmacists will not sell me Coldrex. Coldrex are cold and flu pills that...
Aug 24th
Congratulations Blair
Aug 23rd

Oh God, almost out of Milo cereal

Also, we are out of Bort licence plates.
Aug 23rd
“Nobody sits like this rock sits. You rock, rock. The rock...”
— I Heart Huckabees is on right...
Aug 23rd
Soooooooon.
Aug 23rd