Extra firm hold

Sep 30th

HORRIFYING

Sep 30th

DDADDYS HAD A FEW WINES

NOw listen up gays of Merica. Y’all are wrong. Protestign for rights in angel wings and chaps...

Sep 29th

I mean, I googled it, so I guess nobody wins.

Sep 29th

Listen

Miike Snow - ‘BLack & Blue’ (Tiga remix). Fuuuuuuungh. He is penetrating my face...

Sep 29th

Tsunami warning issued. Expected to hit in 22...

Sep 29th

Sep 27th

You know the start of Beyoncés ‘Sweet...

The bit where she rushes at you? That is the most fagget.

Sep 27th

Good news everybody!

There was no wine or cake. Just a bunch of BLOCKED NOSE. Also ‘Glee’ was fagget GOLD....

Sep 27th

(via kayfabe)

Sep 27th

“i have been thinking about the TV man who has said pandas...”
— Pandas. They’ll outlive...

Sep 27th

BATTEN DOWN THE TERI HATCHERS

I cannot find any compelling reason, not to go downstairs, buy a bottle of wine and finish off the...

Sep 26th

Sep 26th

Rejected design. Understandably. Learn. To. Edit. Honey.

Sep 25th

Listen

pierreism: INOJ - ‘All I Want’ (via buttguts) Oh hell yes. “At night I thiiiiink of youuuuu....

Sep 25th

“He’s such a fuckin’ dork”
— New Zealanders react to Prime...

Sep 24th

Watch

Ahhhhhh, NOW this Windows ad makes more sense to me. It’s all about *Censored*!

Sep 24th

'Funny People' - not so funny.

Sep 24th

Listen

Chromeo - ‘Night by Night’. SWEET FUCK BUCKETS. I AM TREMBLING. My vageen is A QUIVER....

Sep 23rd

Red dust storm over Sydney. Jeeth Chritht.

Sep 22nd

caragh: When I’m 40 I hope to have a Money Room (where I keep all of my money), Mattress Room (a...

Sep 22nd

“No, by 40 I’ll have died in the rap wars”
— I actually just said this.

Sep 22nd

“No, my son is also named Bort”

Sep 21st

OK, so I never really talk about my work life on here, but I...

Sep 21st

“I’m just not cool enough to be a Mac person”
— “Lauren” from the...

Sep 21st

Listen

Coco Solid - ‘Turtle Pizza Cadillacs’. Um delicious, also, the video is BANK

Sep 21st

TRUE FAX: I did the EXACT SAME design for a fake movie...

Sep 20th

“I still pee in the swimming pool. It’s full of...”
— Sex symbol Megan Fox

Sep 20th

Watch

NZ rapper Coco Solid’s new vid for ‘Weight Watchers’. This shit speaks to me, man....

Sep 20th

Booked a trip to Fiji!

I have $70 in my bank account! I have seventy. Dollars. In my bank account. Option A) ration out 1cm...

Sep 20th

I skull tea.

Sep 19th

(via goldenfiddle)

Sep 19th

“Actually, my boyfriend was hit by a car a few months ago. I...”
— 4 Awkward moments in Facebook...

Sep 17th

Watch

Mom gone done me right.

Sep 17th

SO SMEU! New dinosaur found, ‘raptorex’ -...

Sep 17th

Listen

EMF - ‘You’re Unbelievable’. DANCE INSTRUCTIONS: Palms are in front of your face,...

Sep 17th

UNFFFF. LOOK AT THIS. It’s Zambesi and it’s NOT BLACK and I...

Sep 17th

THINGS THAT MAKE ME HAPPY.

Sep 16th

The Virtue of Selfishness

Sep 16th

Sep 15th

Listen

Beyoncé - ‘Sweet Dreams’. YES. This is just like that time JT realeased ‘My...

Sep 15th

“I need to liberate myself. I feel like so many women put so...”
— Solange: The lesser Knowles....

Sep 15th

Colbert translates his anger for Kanyé.

Sep 15th

NZ news site Stuff.co.nz WINS. And yet again, I am...

Sep 14th

J-Lo visits the VMAs: Fug edition

Sep 14th

“Kanye takes the mic from Swift during her speech. It’s...”
— Good reporting News Reporter!...

Sep 13th

Woah. Lauren Conrad vies for role in ‘Golden...

Sep 13th

OK, so what you're telling me America...

Is that for the first time in a long time, the VMAs might be worth watching? Despite the fact that...

Sep 13th

“A homeless man just walked in and tried to sell me a teddy...”
— St Dean O. Spirelli

Sep 13th

Halloween ‘09.

Sep 11th

So this happened the other night...

We’re stopped at an intersection on Queen st, coming back from seeing ‘Up’ (Oh...

Sep 11th

Listen

Basement Jaxx ft. Santigold - ‘Scars’. Seriously this new Jaxx album has EPIC tits.

Sep 10th

Sep 10th

MY PUSSYS GONE CRAZY

Sep 10th

“You’re not a sexless pokemon! You are a powerful...”
— My GOD spam has gotten...

Sep 8th

Unused Inglorious Basterds Poster

Sep 7th

City of Melbourne brand expands. The logo itself has many,...

Sep 7th

“I made another dress out of garbage bags”
— Dean

Sep 7th

Gonna vom.

Took too much cold & flu drugz. 60mg of Pseudoephedrine per pill, six pills today. 360mg of P....

Sep 7th

♥♥♥

Sep 6th

Watch

‘Bangarang’ - Pongo. Um, this is FAGGET. Dude has taken sounds from ‘Hook’...

Sep 6th

(via niki)

Sep 6th

“Jay-Z is my new best friend. He’ so charming and...”
— Oprah. What, like pie?

Sep 6th

11:57PM DAY 30 OF MY NO ALCOHOL IDIOT...

I’M SICK. LIKE CHOKING CANT DRINK WATER LET ALONE VODKA SICK. OH LORD WHY DO YOU SMITE ME TO...

Sep 4th

‘Return to Oz’ by Drew Struzan....

Sep 4th

...chocolate solves sore throats?

I’m thinking…YES

Sep 3rd

“I thought [my baby] was so spiritual. I thought I gave birth...”
— Jenny McCarthy (via...

Sep 3rd

BROWSING COSTUME HIRE SITE. They have slutty fggt gangster,...

Sep 3rd

Who is Marshall JD Lorenzo?

Sep 2nd

“I’m far from fearless. I’m afraid of everything. But maybe...”
— Natalie Portman. WHAT THE FUCK...

Sep 2nd

‘Untitled’ Toko Design

Sep 2nd

Listen

Wham - ‘Careless Whisper’

Sep 2nd

“I have decided that if there is a Queen of England and...”
— King Spencer Pratt. I, for...

Sep 1st

Sep 1st

On the way back from GI Joe

Me: I don’t know why I wanted to see it. I was just curious you know?
Angela: Yeah. Like Tazer guns. If I'd wanted to know what it feels like to get tazered.

Sep 1st

Oh my God GI-Joe was AWFUL

I know, I know, anyone could have told me that. But I couldn’t help myself, it had SOME...

Aug 31st

WHAT THE WHAT?? The New Zealand Story (also known as Kiwi...

Aug 31st

“I mean, it sounds so made up: “Yom Kippur”.”
— Principal Skinner. (via niki)

Aug 31st

OMG. Christmas PLEASE. Reference here…

Aug 31st

Fifties costume party coming up!

Greaser, Nerd or Buddy Holly?

Aug 31st

“I JUST ORDERED THIS VIA THE INTERNET FOR LUNCH!!! I’m soooo...”
— Never Forgets

Aug 31st