2008

Oct

In case you were wondering what Grace Jones...

“There was this one girl in my college basketball team, she...”
— Tina Fey’s Sarah Palin

“Claaaaaaaarrrrrrk”

Oh yeah, The House Bunny...

An amazing piece of modern cinema. But why didn’t Beverly D’Angelo get her tits out? Oh...

I went to the video store yesterday to rent ‘Deep Blue...

“BANTER”
— Tracey Jordan

OH THANK ALLAH

There’s a McDonalds in Dahab.

This is what I did this weekend. “Rio! You saved me!...

I find it sad, and almost funny in a...

..that y’all are close to repeating those eight years of hell. Buck up and fuck back America.

Stacey Q - ‘Two of Hearts’. I assume you ALL have listened to, and now subsequently...

Why didn't anyone tell me I had soy...

Fuck man, pick up yo’ face.

Such a little trooper.

Elke - ‘The Melt’. So I’m giving a site a summer makeover at the moment, with lots...

Marshall goes to Egypt

And Jordan! and Morocco! And San Francisco! And Disneyland! That’s right, I have finally...

“Oh Melissa? Your face is on the phone, soccer practice is...”
— Jenna’s gay entourage

Hey Bandwagon Pete, this is creepy: I was SECONDS away from...

Get ready for five-story high Transformers

Sep

My new favourite website!

So Facebook updates it's login page to...

…and it’s hot, like the rest of the redesign. Admit it. Go on, log out to see…

The real Gummi de Milo, “…ze rarest gummi of...

The Pavlova: From Australia or New...

Who cares because IT’S SO EFFING TASTY IRREGARDLESS, GET INSIDE ME YOU FAT FUCKIN CAKE. Oh...

“What’s the point in watching a Clive Owen movie, if he...”
— I’m watching...

When I first saw this as a kid, I didn’t register that...

Operation Drop Dumbo Part Deux: Body for...

Welcome y’all! So remember a few months ago where I entered a challenge with myself to lose 10...

Standing next to pretty girls makes me...

I LOVE IT when girls dress like slutz for Hallowseve....

SNL hardly has to do anything to parody Sarah Palin - as most of the lines even seem directly...

(Via: bluecoat) So. Soon.

THIS IS WHY I CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

Remember when I lost my car keys MONTHS AGO while running? Or when I lost my third phone this year,...

CAMP IT UP BABES

Passed out drunk watching 'Little Shop...

FGGT QUEEN KYLIE - “The one”. So everyone was pretty feh about X. But I loved it....

Imagine if YOUR kid wanted to go see...

I would die. I would just die.

Stars on 33 - “I Feel Music in Your Heart”. This is shit is hothothot Blayar.

So a guy got STABBED in the alley behind my...

“Heya, I left my studded leather gloves at your place last...”
— Things I thought I would never...

Short Circut 3: Pigs in Space

So we finally got Wall-E last week, and like every other film I managed to avoid all reviews, plot...

For Jaime: ‘One armed mermaid that’s part...

UGH, I totally forgot Peaches was...

I didn’t get tickets anyway, and you know what? I kinda don’t give a shit.

“…but if you can’t take my fakery then kiss my...”
— The actual final words to...

“I thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence...”
— Sorry bout the L.C quip Tina,...

You're my girl, T, and I love you...

but is it still an Emmy if it’s given to you by Lauren Conrad?

Tina Fey & Amy Poehler presenting at the Emmys. Did y’all see them? THERE WAS ROFLING. I...

WATCHING JAWS: THE REVENGE

AMAZING. The psychic scenes are THE MOST.

Brotherly love 2: Straight fo DVD

Mason: Do you still have that Will Ferrell SNL DVD?
Me: Yes
Mason: Is it burnable?
Me: I don't think so
Mason: Can I borrow it?
Me: Yes
Mason: Wanna make out?
Me: No.

Ways to vastly improve your hangover...

Switch the TV off.

“When did Celine stop pounding her chest?”
— Good question. Rosie, you can...

“Booo, you whore”

“Just looping footage of me bent over, clenching and...”
— Niki’s idea for the new...

Hey cunny fart who keeps changing the...

In this office - it is a dictatorship. Pull your fuckin head in and get over it? It was one Pussycat...

“Your Gameboy is gone. It’s at the bottom of the...”
— Yeaaaargh. Yeeeargh.

Y’ALL KNOW POLEYS ARE MY FAVOURITE ANIMAL OF ALL TIME...

‘Another Way To Die’ - Jack White & Alicia Keys - Quantum of Solace Opening Song....

STOP

Playing with my perineuuuuum

“This chair be high, says I”
— Ye-aaargh. Happy...

TEH GHEY

So I went to Sohomo last night – yeah I caved. I missed Josephs set by like TWO MILLESECONDS. He...

“I would go gay for extrafirmhold.”
— Jake Cleland. MISSION...

‘For Our Elegant Castle’ - Of Montreal. So I’ve had ONE glass of wine, and Melinda...

Lego Eleanor Zissou

“I saw Lady Gaga at Astoria on Saturday. She stage dived...”
— I am WELL jealous of all the...

World - when in doubt, just put crystals on it.

“Wen ma bottow pop”
— Shitzlinger get wet.

DEAR UNDERPANTS DESIGNERS

Here is a design breakthrough for you: PUT THE LABELS ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE PANTS. That way I won’t...

Why the world needs Superman

Superman Returns is on TV right now, and I just thought y’all should know how much I love it....

So I finally thought of a theme song for when I do presentations. The Pokémon theme song.

“Buuuuwaaah bwuuuuuwaaaaaah”
— imitating a cat puking

Is this for realz? This is apparently Long Haul, fueling...

I bought that 'Body for Life' book

Currently reading it with a delicious peice of chocolate cake.

“Don’t worry, honey. Everything’s fine....”
— Laura Brown. I just baked a...

Listen to 'Crush' by Jennifer Paige

It's NZ Fashion week next week

And to promote it they have put real models in glass cages outside malls. SHAME.

justinjustin: “There was a segment on the news about these amazing little bastards. And I...

“Newsflash Babar: NO”
— Blair fights off the emails...

I bought a new toothbrush yesterday

It’s pretty much the best thing I’ve ever done. Everything’s comin’ up...

Ladyhawke album medley (Via: bobloblawslawblog) uuuuuuuugh, this album could not come soonerrrrr....

“Thought that was pretty fuckin’ funny didn’t...”
— Elle, babe, I think the same...

Hi-ReS! create their own internet

Housse de Racket -‘Oh Yeah’ (Gonzales Remix). Brought to my attention by the lovely...

“Like that one chip is gonna make a difference…...

Ever eaten Maori bread?

You get flour, milk, a pinch of salt, roll it into a doughy sausage, cut it into scone shapes and...

“You’ve got me?! Who’s got you?”
— Lois Lane

Old Shortland Street screencaps! So much faggotry!

“I don’t think asexuals have a dress code… but if...”
— Ghey battles, tranny bashing,...

Oh man the Mummy Returns has some shit...

DEAR FAGGOTS

CAN YOU DIE PLZ? What kind of a dirty, FILTHY creature finds a phone in a bar and decides to keep it...

(via forwhenIfeellikefagging) I said aim for my tits.

Annie - ‘Song Reminds Me Of You’. “270% of your daily intake of Faggotonium. Fine...

“Incredible is the worst Madonna song, I hate it.”
—

www.thedailyplate.com/nutrition-calories/food/...

No Kids - ‘The Beaches Are Closed’ (via: cameronr)

Pussycat doll or tranny?

“Gael is so fine, I’d suck a fart out of his ass.”
— Blair, Jesus, you sick fuck....

Limahl - ‘The never ending story’. “try to deny the lump in your throat when...

“Most people get involved by volunteering their time etc -...”
— Hipster Runnoff

“Kevin, you are SUCH a DISEASE!”
— The number one christmas movie...

Google Chrome

I’m gonna take it out behind the middle school and get it pregnant.

EMOTIONZ

Things are pretty shit right now. I need to do my taxes I have a design competition to finish I...

En Vogue - ‘What’s it gonna be’. I’m having a bad day right? So this can...

“Brian is still pitching our TV show to TVNZ”
— OMG LOL, I totally forgot...

Dean’s friend Cassie auditioning for Australian Idol, 2004. Yes, she is taking the piss. Her...

I would rather burn alive than do...

Aug

Hooray! I finally finished redesigning ‘Name that...

“K thx bye”
— Me, post orgasm

(via A Tansgendered person)

“The reason we’re looking at you like that is because we’re...”
— The straight man’s guide to...

So I might go to Syria

Sam Sparro - ’21st Century Life’. Hoooa, FGGT Fashionz, whatta gaybo

Faggot Minogue finally comes to NZ

“I gotta fictitious Sid Vicious doing all my dirty dishes”
— Peaches rules the office...

THIS is what babies are for. DRESS-UP. My mother used to put...

This week I am grateful for:

The realease of Baby Mama, and getting my drink on, fingers crossed, with sexy results.

Lykke Li - “I’m good i’m gone” (Metronomy remix) Bangin’ remixes guys....

“My parents thought they were being Punk’d. Which was a big...”
— Margaret Cho, The Cho Show...

“House Jam” by Gang Gang Dance (via britticisms) YES YES YES. HEART. Like, what is it? Do I want to...

I would make the BEST crack addict

Spotless apartment and baked goods 24/7. I love you Coldrex.

BTW YOU GUYS - I totally forgot to mention how awesome/camp...

Why is there still no release date for this movie? I have...

Do I look like a coke whore?

I think I do. Because pharmacists will not sell me Coldrex. Coldrex are cold and flu pills that...

Congratulations Blair

Oh God, almost out of Milo cereal

Also, we are out of Bort licence plates.

“Nobody sits like this rock sits. You rock, rock. The rock...”
— I Heart Huckabees is on right...