February 2012
blaaargh asked: Let's TieDye shirts this weekend!
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Happy Endings!!!
Did I just cry at Max’s valentines arch on Happy Endings? No! MAYBE! I want that chubby bubby! (I’m talking about the Pizza he ordered, obvs). Also, THE WINKY FOURTH WALL REFERENCES:
Penny: “I have barely said ‘Amahrzing’ this season!”
Brad: “Ross! Rachel! Phoebe! Fat Joey!”
Why aren’t you watching Happy Endings? KATHERINE HEPBURN WANTS TO...
“Every time I watch scene near the end of The Little Mermaid I wish Ursula would...”
– Dirty Disney Confessions. (via BradOFarrell) I had something to say about this before I dumped it in my drafts. But… now it just seems like additional fluff. “…suck his little cock with those enormous lips”
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“I say everything, because it’s all bullshit. People take things too fucking...”
– RuPaul (via whydoihaveablog) But sometimes people are just so MEAN!!! (people = me)
thedamnpurplepillows asked: Hey. I just wanted to thank you for sharing that story about you and your brother; It was one of the sweetest things I've read. Also, I'd like to thank your brother for showing you that video. I'd never heard it before and now it's a very important song to me. So, thank you.
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“All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That’s how...”
– The Joker in Batman: The Killing Joke by Alan Moore (via forwhenifeellikesharing) 4:47AM. Saturday morning. I was fucking annoyed that I hadn’t slept a full 8 hours, not just now, but the night before as well. Zero hours. Zero hours is how many I slept on Thursday night. I decided that since I...
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Bucket list: Throw some HEARTY fucks around
INTERVIEWER: Give me one of your purely satisfying mean moments. TINA FEY: The first thing that comes to mind is a more recent one, when Amy Poehler and I were in the airport last week in Toronto and we were getting hassled by this middle-aged businessman who was doing that thing that middle-aged businessmen do, being rude. And then Amy, in the middle of the airport, screamed, “Fuck you, you...
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How my 22 year old straight brother made me cry.
PREPARE FOR EMOTIONZ (more than Destiny’s): So… I’ve been having some troubles lately. You may have noticed with all the NON BLOGGING. It is a number of factors including international visas, new countries, MONEY, jobs, VARIOUS. But mostly it’s been about love. I have unfortunately found myself entangled in that cunty love thing, and it’s made me pretty vulnerable....
January 2012
Search term: "rpals draa=g race"
CALM YOURSELF MARSHALL. Calm thoughts. Think. Breathe. Now type.
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7 Months ago...
Interviewer: Had you written anything before?
Kristen Wiig: No! Me and Annie just picked up a book on 'how to write a screenplay' and sat down with a bottle of wine!
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WINDOWS 7 SUBSCRIBE NOW TO CURRENT SUCCESS PLAN...
AWFUL AWFUL AWFUL, and distinctly Microsoft. ALL OF THEIR ADS. Something eerie and unreal just oozes out of it’s shiny fucking non-pores. The people are humans, I can see that much. But they are NOT (See: SCIENCE). Like some kind of Weird Science/A.I. monstrosity that announces their engagement on Windows Live, dances in the living room with the ENTIRE family (Grandma et al). And listens to...
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WatchWon. themorallycorruptfayeresnick, you have won.
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COMIC BOOK SITE NAMES TOP 10 WORST SUPERHERO...
Hugh Jackman as Wolverine: ???? Nowhere near as scary as Nathan Fillion could have beeeeen!??
Ryan Reynolds as Hal Jordan: Should totally have been Nathan Fillion!!!
Uncharted’s Nathan Drake: The ONLY actor I could imagine in this would be Nathan Fillion. IF HE DOESN’T DO IT I’LL KILL MYSELF
Samuel L Jackson as Nick Fury: Either David Hasslehoff or Nathan Fillion FOR...
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Fake Jan Brady →
Everything about this website is PERFECTION.
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MYSPACE
I just logged into my Myspace account for the first time in three years, and found the last message posted on my wall by a ‘friend’ named Geri Reischl: ‘MARSHALL!!! I apologize! I am one day late wishing you a “Happy Birthday” ~Geri~’.
Who THE FUCK is Geri Reischl, I thought??? I googled the name and came up with a Wikipedia page (I did this yesterday...
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“Touch me.” Diana leaned down slowly and brushed Rebecca’s bare stomach with her...”
– Mr Garrison. South Park Season 4 Episode 6: Cherokee Hair Tampons (via jocksrule) I’m going to be doing a formal reading of this, on Saturday, at your local Jaxby’s.
Anonymous asked: Actually Malin Akerman replaced Lindsay Lohan in 'Inferno' the Linda Lovelace story. 'Lovelace' the Linda Lovelace story is another production about the Deep Throat actress and Peter Skarsgaard looks like the one dude who didn't get a career out of That 70's Show.
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Just saw Drake at the ATM...
Was gettin’ some cash out on Bloor and Bay, and he fucking SWAGGERS up to the ATM. There’s no one around but me and Alan, two fags, while he is giving ALL FACE. To get cash out. Two fags. The only audience. We turn to leave and brush past him on the way out. His bodyguard is right behind him and almost effing knocks us down as we walk away. Later I said “I’m going to write...
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“DON’T: Refer to yourselves as “we.” If your partner smuggled blood diamonds...”
– Heidi’s dating advice. (via 2burgers2fries2dietcokes)