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Katy Perry’s Hot n Cold in Simlish. Various famous recording artists who, as part of a promotional campaign, have released a version of their songs in simlish. Recording artists who have cut tracks (and even videos) in simlish include:
This both arouses me and scares me. Like when I used to get turned on by car accidents.
If there’s anything that can fix a hangover, it’s Anna Faris’s face.
Madonna - ‘Santa Baby’. JEETH CHRIST THESE ALBUMS ARE BRINGING BACK MEMORIES. It’s not Christmas without your mother drunk at the helm, while you twirl and jazz hand with your lemonade in a wine glass.
I just downloaded all five of the ‘A Very Special Christmas’ album compilations. Feel free to walk away, slowly and backwards.
A comparison of them and us (link via camchristopher)
How might homosexuality be good for us? Any concept of sexual selection that emphasizes the selfish propagation of genes and sperm won’t be able to account for the abundance of non-heterosexual sex. However, if one looks at homosexuality from the perspective of a community, one can begin to see why nature might foster a variety of sexual interactions. Gayness is a necessary side effect of getting along. Homosexuality evolved in tandem with vertebrate societies, in which a motley group of individuals has to either live together or die alone. In fact, Roughgarden even argues that homosexuality is a defining feature of advanced animal communities, which require communal bonds in order to function. “The more complex and sophisticated a social system is,” she writes, “the more likely it is to have homosexuality intermixed with heterosexuality.”
USN’T UT UNTRESTING - Survival being not just about pro-creation, but also the sense of togetherness and community. Her research is really great, but it would take a hell of a lot more convincing to get people to challenge, or at least ponder alternatives to Darwin’s theories. Looking at homosexuality as something other than just a fun past-time for horn-dogs, and examining the social benefits is a good start.
Tina Turner - ‘Goldeneye’. Saeey rah-fleckSHUNSSSS uuurrrnn durr wuuuurterrrrr.



2burgers2fries2dietcokes: Picking between these three women as to which is most hilarious, is like the ultimate Sophie’s Choice! (via masterblaster)
If you want to know who I am, really, deep down: look no further. Also, i’ve seen that wig on wiig before. She clearly knows how to please a gay man. Extra. Firm. Hold.
