Oh dear.
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Me every day. Really. REALLY.
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Coolin’
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BOYS NIGHT OUT: 2 BRO 2 FEEL
Iron Man 3 was good! It was ACTUALLY good! …Except for when I thought I saw that Australian actress from the final season of Damages and I got real excited, and then it turned out it wasn’t her and I guess I was devastated, but I still checked IMDB and it REALLY WASN’T her but I wanted it to be???? That was an ordeal… … Still … unrelated… but it made me realize that on the spectrum of HATE GOOPY-PALTROW or LOVE GOOPY-PALTROW, I’m erring on the latter (dat ending bro, dat ending). This review was written by Tequila.
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I am wearing spectacles and stroking a cat and saying yup yup yup
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gordonlevitting asked: Hello there. You might call me crazy, but I'm a huge ass inception-fan/poster and I'd basically kill for the url inception*tumblr. The problem is that I can't contact the current owner (who hasn't been online since 2009) because he or she doesn't have an askbox or any other information. So now I'm just stalking all the people that have ever liked anything or are on his blogroll ;) I would be SO SO thankful if you know him and could help me reach him in any way. Please let me know. xx Maartje
I just called him, he’s going to put down his glass of Rosé immediately and get you that url or my name isn’t Nrrrrhhhtghpht.
Actual gay people problems.
- Dean: I can't talk right now.
- Me: You're telling me you're upset about a suicide, yet you can't talk about it because you're at a nude beach.
“ Four sets of New Zealand parents tried to name their children Lucifer. The government said no. In the past, however, New Zealand has approved eccentric names, although rather reluctantly.”
In 2008, the government allowed a set of twins to be named “Benson” and “Hedges” which is cigarette brand. That same year “Number 16 Bus Shelter” was approved. It was also in 2008 that New Zealand’s family court ordered that a 9-year-old girl whose parents had called her “Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii” should have her name changed.
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Officially Licensed “Sex And The City” Cosmo Dispenser (Rare Promotional Item)
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