MACGYVER DVD
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So truthful. So honest. plz reblog to raise awareness.
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7 Months ago...
- Interviewer: Had you written anything before?
- Kristen Wiig: No! Me and Annie just picked up a book on 'how to write a screenplay' and sat down with a bottle of wine!
WINDOWS 7 SUBSCRIBE NOW TO CURRENT SUCCESS PLAN AND FUTURE SCIENCE.
AWFUL AWFUL AWFUL, and distinctly Microsoft. ALL OF THEIR ADS. Something eerie and unreal just oozes out of it’s shiny fucking non-pores. The people, are humans I can see that much. But they are NOT (See: SCIENCE). Like some kind of Weird Science/A.I. monstrosity that announces their engagement on Windows Live, dances in the living room with the ENTIRE family (Grandma et al). And listens to QUIRKY BEATZ.
All of it. Music, colours, sounds, hair styling all = puke. Real human-like puke.
AH! I’ve got some great news to announce, but I need to use my Windows Live Windows XP 9 Experience PC machine! Where’s the start up lever??
My best friend just got a new roommate, and this is his DVD colection. I AM SO JELLY IN MY BELLY. UPDATE: Don’t you love how my friend has taken these DVD’s off the shelf and laid these on the floor just to take this picture?
Won. themorallycorruptfayeresnick, you have won.
COMIC BOOK SITE NAMES TOP 10 WORST SUPERHERO CASTINGS: SUGGESTS NEW CASTING
- Hugh Jackman as Wolverine: ???? Nowhere near as scary as Nathan Fillion could have beeeeen!??
- Ryan Reynolds as Hal Jordan: Should totally have been Nathan Fillion!!!
- Uncharted’s Nathan Drake: The ONLY actor I could imagine in this would be Nathan Fillion. IF HE DOESN’T DO IT I’LL KILL MYSELF
- Samuel L Jackson as Nick Fury: Either David Hasslehoff or Nathan Fillion FOR SURE
- John Connor. Nathan Fillion.
- Thor: Nathan Fillion
- Halle Berry as Catwoman. Nathan Fillion.
- Anne Hathaway as Catwoman. Nathan Fillion.
- Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman. Eliza Dushku or Nathan Fillion.
- Lucky Charms: ‘Lucky Nathan Fillions’
- Republican presidential nominee: Nathan Fillion.
- Tori & Dean: Nathan Fillion in a dual role (CG required)
- My wife: Nathan Fillion’s face and body
- ALL FRENCH PITBULL’S: Nathan Fillion!!!
PLZ COMMENT IF YOU DISAGREE!! IF YOU DISAGREE WITH THIS U R AN IDIOT!!! SIGN THIS PETITION TODAY TO MAKE NATHAN FILLION THE NEXT CASTMEMBER OF REAL HOUSEWIVES OF FIREFLY-SERENITY-DOLLHOUSE
I’m watching an old episode of SNL; Ian McKellen and Kylie Minogue, and here he is, the lil faggot, sitting on the stage clapping away to ‘Can’t Get You Out of My Head’. This is awesome. How did I not know he was gay??? What am I even. I am not even.
omg blonde bitch in the centre. 2faggot2dealwit.
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Fake Jan Brady
Everything about this website is PERFECTION.
MYSPACE
I just logged into my Myspace account for the first time in three years, and found the last message posted on my wall by a ‘friend’ named Geri Reischl: ‘MARSHALL!!! I apologize! I am one day late wishing you a “Happy Birthday” ~Geri~’.
Who THE FUCK is Geri Reischl, I thought??? I googled the name and came up with a Wikipedia page (I did this yesterday obviously, I would be out-right cunted if this had all happened today):
Geri Lee Reischl (born December 31, 1959) is an American actress and singer, known for her work as a child actor in the 1970s, most notably on the variety show The Brady Bunch Hour as “fake Jan,” and various television commercials. Reischl is best known for replacing Eve Plumb in nine episodes of the The Brady Bunch Hour during the 1976-77 television season. Her appearances as Jan have been referred to as ‘Fake Jan’. She was selected from over 1,500 girls, including Kathy Hilton, who auditioned for the role in 1976 and supposedly came in second place for the part. She became a member of the famous television family when Eve Plumb declined to reprise her role in the “variety show” series.
WHEN. THE HELL. Did this Myspace match even happen??? I REMEMBER NOTHING. No where… nowhere in my memory banks do I remember having a faux online relationship with fake Jan Brady. That said; I have never been prouder.
