My daddy's in a coma.
Nov 22
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Katy Perry’s Hot n Cold in Simlish. Various famous recording artists who, as part of a promotional campaign, have released a version of their songs in simlish. Recording artists who have cut tracks (and even videos) in simlish include:

  • The Black Eyed Peas
  • Lily Allen
  • BareNaked Ladies
  • Depeche Mode
  • The Flaming Lips
  • Pussycat Dolls
  • Natasha Bedingfield
  • Katy Perry
  • Pixie Lott

This both arouses me and scares me. Like when I used to get turned on by car accidents.

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Sal de muchen, frazzenrah!
— Simlish
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96% downloaded for 'Smiley Face'

If there’s anything that can fix a hangover, it’s Anna Faris’s face.

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Madonna - ‘Santa Baby’. JEETH CHRIST THESE ALBUMS ARE BRINGING BACK MEMORIES. It’s not Christmas without your mother drunk at the helm, while you twirl and jazz hand with your lemonade in a wine glass.

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OH SWEET CUNNY DEW

I just downloaded all five of the ‘A Very Special Christmas’ album compilations. Feel free to walk away, slowly and backwards.

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Tragic news tonight: 120 dead in a tidal wave in Kuala Lala pure, Kuala Lum…per… France.

Tragic news tonight: 120 dead in a tidal wave in Kuala Lala pure, Kuala Lum…per… France.

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Tina Turner - ‘Goldeneye’. Saeey rah-fleckSHUNSSSS uuurrrnn durr wuuuurterrrrr.

Nov 19
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Police are seeking an arrest warrant for a man accused of hitting his wife after she asked to smell his penis to determine whether he was cheating with another woman
Article here (via theantipodeanhomo) My girl was there she witnessed. She had a camera phone, took pictures. You was on the danc-flo grindin’ wit a stripper ho named ‘diamond’ …LEMME SMELL YO DIIIICK!!
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2burgers2fries2dietcokes: Picking between these three women as to which is most hilarious, is like the ultimate Sophie’s Choice! (via masterblaster)

If you want to know who I am, really, deep down: look no further. Also, i’ve seen that wig on wiig before. She clearly knows how to please a gay man. Extra. Firm. Hold.

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I had my tests for TAFE. You were asked to communicate some form of metamorphosis, so, any kind of change and relate it back to design somehow. So I did cocks
— Dean