Extra firm hold

Brotherly love

Me: I haven't spoken to mum in 3 months, or something
Nelson: What? Why not?? You have to! Mother ingredients!
Me: Mother ingredients? What?
Nelson: WARTORTLE.
Me: WHAT???!
Nelson: Hey, I'm the party animal, fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by moonlight
Me: ummm...
Nelson: I'm very drunk, I don't know what I'm saying, but at the same time: I'M MAKING SENSE.

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“ Did you hear? School’s cancelled today cause Kurt & Ram killed themselves in a repressed, homosexual, suicide pact.

— Westerberg high school student. (Heathers)

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I need to see this movie. LOOK AT THAT WAYWARD EYE.

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HOW MUCH DO I LOVE WIFE SWAP?

Words cannot describe.

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planettampon: Bette Midler - I Put A Spell On You. - Blair you are such a faggot. This song is so many levels of gay. Remember when you first saw this movie? And thought to yourself: woah, that Thachary Binx is hot. Or, woah that little bitch Thora is fabulous. Or woah all three of these witches are going to grow up to be drag queens. I don’t know about you, but I’m still waiting for Omri Katz to call about that tug I promised him in my dreams.

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“ She’s not even that great, there is just something about her that makes me think she wouldn’t be vulgar and have the cleanest downstairs and that kinda relieves my always-present horror (fear?) of vaginas.

— Blair, talking about Anne Hathaway.

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Presets – ‘This boy’s in love’. So apparently 75% of the Presets are straight? Or is it more like 90% Because honestly, watching this video, it’s a complete fail in squashing those faggatia rumours. This video was playing in every gay bar in Sydney – seriously, they probably thought it was actually porn. Crude, twink porn where they get dumped with gallons of man-milk.

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MGMT- Electric Feel (Justice Remix) Hello darlings. So while I was in Sydney, this was pretty much the theme song for the trip. And while I am TOTES late on the Justice remix reblogging, today I decided I needed to catch the fuck up – because quite frankly – I need to get my groove back in Auckland, I am a hermit-like fat-bucket at the moment, and that needs to change. (posted originally by livejamie)

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CAN JOHN KEY STOP TALKING LIKE A FAGGOT!?

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» Clevelands Next Top Model

From the creators of ‘Planet Unicorn’, comes ‘Clevelands Next Top Model’. While not as original as Planet Unicorn, CNTM still has the funnies. These models are a little bit more memorable than ANTM, particularly the lawyer model, the emaciated model, and ‘Lizette’. Thank you black-maria for the link.

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Quantum of Solace - Teaser Trailer. “I remember a time when I actually didn’t care about James Bond as a character, but now I do because he is all kinds of crazy awesome thanks to Daniel Craig.” -danhacker. (I was going to try SO hard to post this ASAP, but I totally forgot about it - what kind of a fanboy am I?)

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“ When I grow up, I wanna have boobies

— Another inspiring, lyrical masterpiece from the Dollz?

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UMM - Update on the Duke mag dance-off, I forgot to mention that our simulated dance-fucking ended up on stage. I think it was at this point that the judges (pictured also on stage) decided we were awesome, and kind of slutty. Dean is the one with his shirt off, I’m the one getting ploughed.

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The best of Amy Sedaris on Letterman. No other celebrity guest on Letterman can truly get him lost for words. While many celebrity guests fail to strike a rapport with Dave, Amy Sedaris, time and time again makes Dave lose his shit. She is fucking hilarious. Watch this, and then go youtube ALL of her appearances on the show. Fucking awesome.

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